Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Don YF]

For what? Hakuna mbongo wa kuwawaza level hiyo, unaishi Kenya ipi? Haujui Kenya ukisound kama mbongo au kutumia dialect ya kitanzania ndio unaonekana mjanja? Wakenya mnahangaika na swags za kibongo ili muonekane wajanja wala halina mjadala

Mtu mwenye anaongea Tz Swahili anaonekana mshamba ama muungwana asie jua mengi, lijama lyenye limezubaa zubaa😂😂, kumbe mnajidanganya hivyo😂😂., Kenya swag ni sheng ama slang, sio kiswahili, better English than hiyo Kiswahili yenyu inasound kama mtu wa ushago yaani wa kule mashambani 😂😂😂, eti gali instead of gari😂😂😂., Hongo Kongo instead of Hong Kong😂😂😂😂.,

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Tanzania ni kubwa mara 10 ya Iceland na ina population ya 60mil wakati Iceland ni 300k

Akili ninyi hamna ndio maana mnachota kinyesi na mikono

Hatuongei population kilaza, maisha ya mbongo unaweza yalinganisha na jamaa wa Iceland. 😂 😂 😂

 

[ichoboy01]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wanajuta kuzaliwa failed state

 

[Naton Jr]

Hahaha haha... Hata hatuna haja, Sheng yetu tosha, inavuka mipaka sana. Hebu rudi ukalale, eti ni sound mbongo, ndio iweje vile. Kwanzo Kiswahili hicho cha ndani hakina ladha kama kilichochanganywa! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Kawashangae wakunya wenzio wanaoforce kuwa wa bongo mpaka saivi mnaimba bongo flava ili tu nafsi zenu ziburudike 😅😅😅

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Tanzania ni kubwa mara 10 ya Iceland na ina population ya 60mil wakati Iceland ni 300k

Akili ninyi hamna ndio maana mnachota kinyesi na mikono

Hiyo stone age uliyosema, vipi kwa wajomba pia wao wamo???? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


'Despite its small population, Iceland rightfully holds its place as a first world country'

 

[coodip1]

Mturuki ameniudhi sana, kwanini awatapeli kaka zetu kutoka bongo angalia hio station umepost

Ukiwa mtumwa wa akili huwezi jitambua na mtapigwa hela sana na hao mnaowaita investors station hujengwa kutokana na mahitaji ya sehemu husika angalia mfano wa station ya UK hapo chini na UK ni uchumi mkubwa huwezi fananisha na Mavi ya kibera

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Kawashangae wakunya wenzio wanaoforce kuwa wa bongo mpaka saivi mnaimba bongo flava ili tu nafsi zenu ziburudike 😅😅😅

Bongo fleva ni za mangese na wabana pua. Tulia dogo hizo hazina nafasi huku... 😂

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Ukiwa mtumwa wa akili huwezi jitambua na mtapigwa hela sana na hao mnaowaita investors station hujengwa kutokana na mahitaji ya sehemu husika angalia mfano wa station ya UK hapo chini na UK ni uchumi mkubwa huwezi fananisha na Mavi ya kibera View attachment 1804482

Wewe macho yamepofuka, hicho sio kibanda, ingia ndani uone. 😂

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Vibanda vya kujikinga mvua... 😂 😂 😂

 

[babayao255]

Kawashangae wakunya wenzio wanaoforce kuwa wa bongo mpaka saivi mnaimba bongo flava ili tu nafsi zenu ziburudike

Ili mikunya iende SA bila visa huwa inabidi wajifanye wabongo.

Mikunya mingi kule SA inajifanya wabongo na kujitambulisha kama Watanzania

 

[coodip1]

Ili Tanzania iwe Debt to GDP kama ya Kenya inatakiwa ikope kiasi gani. Na hizo Trillions Kenya atakuwa hajakaa akilia machozi ya Mbwa Pori

Ikope USD 50bn na hapo GDP iwe constant

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Ili mikunya iende SA bila visa huwa inabidi wajifanye wabongo.

Mikunya mingi kule SA inajifanya wabongo na kujitambulisha kama Watanzania

Watoto wa kindergarten hawako hapa! 🤣

 

[coodip1]

Overrated simba sc,even some small clubs from Kenya have an edge over it View attachment 1804249

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Wewe unamzungumzia makombe ya mbuzi huko tunapeleka timu D na watoto under 17

 

[babayao255]

Watoto wa kindergarten hawako hapa!

Sibishani na wakumbaf.
Nenda katafute rika lako.

 

[Fundi kitasa]

 

[Fabio santolo]

hivo ndo waTz wataona coz miji zao kama zote hazina cbd/downtown... dar, tanga, zanzibari etc. hio nilijua thru' our geography teacher.
any city with a defined cbd.. (even new york included), you'll never miss to see such scenes.
NB: (arusha is the only town in tz with a defined cbd, the rest are scattered buccrab!)

Yaaani newyork ukutane na huo ushubwada wa Nairobi????..yaani mizigo inawekwa juu ya gari,abiria wanapakiwa kwenye canter...hahahaa labda newyork ya mukuru kayaba

 

[Fabio santolo]

View attachment 1801558utaambiwa hapo sio CBD🙂

Duh!!!!!...jamani hakuna battle hapa

 

[Fabio santolo]

Ndioo mkuu ndo mnasifiri na kenge juu ya courier 🙂 nyingine hiyo hapoView attachment 1801555😀😀

Hakuna battle hakuna hapa angalia huo uchafu hapo chini halafu ni cbd hapo!..

 

[Fabio santolo]

those are very petty negligible and minor mistakes my brother, then you must also bear in mind that in social media platform, we have some coded style of scripting!, for instance, i would rather say 'Hae dia', than 'hi dear' or gudnt than goodnight.
if we are to go the oxford way, i'll shame you pants down!, a grade2 dropout.
toa nyingine fala hii

Mbona uniji-quote mwenyewe na kujitukana mwenyewe..umeshachanganyikiwa

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Hakuna battle hakuna hapa angalia huo uchafu hapo chini halafu ni cbd hapo!..

CBD nyingine hiyo... 😂