Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

Prove kama upo kazini. Mimi najua upo uhuru park free WiFi. 🤣 🤣🤣

Heeh Mmefika huku!

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🙆‍♂️

 

[Fundi kitasa]

Tukiwaambia wanabishaa 🤔

 

[komora096]

Lazima tukufunze[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], je unamjua huyu ni naniView attachment 1790794

Jamaa si unajua kumuumiza huyo chothara la manzese[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[komora096]

Kwenye mitaro kimeganda tope mpaka vichaka vimemea msitu, Nairobi ni chafu hakuna mfano

Pole sana kw kuumia, mbona uteseke kiasi hicho jamani

 

[komora096]

Tanzania sio nchi salama kabisa kw albino, maskini[emoji26][emoji26]
Sisi intelijensia yetu iko vizuri wakati hao majamaa mpka leo hawajulikani walipo..
RIP

 

[NDINDA]

Tukiwaambia wanabishaa [emoji848]

Kuna watu watakua wanacopy notice humu [emoji23]

 

[Naton Jr]

Kwani dar hakuna mafuriko, pinga kama wewe ni dume😂😂😂

Mafukara
Mzungu kabana mkopo wa chuo

 

[Naton Jr]

Japanese is driving Kenyas legislature like a miserable donkey

The whole parliament is sitting to exempt taxes from all Japanese investments in Kenya, what a stupid and failed state 😅😅

Yaani bunge linavunja sheria yake ilioitunga ya kodi just for Japan, so cheap

 

[Naton Jr]

Nairobi bedsitterz (middle class 🤣) take a lesson of having your own home from Dodoma

New upcoming neighbourhood

 

[The best 007]

Watanzania wakizubaa na nairobi na dar wanasahau kenya unatumia ugatuzi sasa, hela inagawanywa kwa kila mji relatively, pesa haibaki nairobi sasa. ndo maanake hadi dessert areas za kenya sasa zimeanza kuinuka. sasa hatushuglikii miji kadhaa tu bali miji yote miaka Kumi ijayo kila town itakua kubwa ya kujisimamia si lazima Nairobi ndo maana picha kama hizi za development hadi kwa jangwa mtazidi kuziona sana. sasa hivi I cant engage in watu wanaonyeshana eti mvua imemwaga uchafu kwa street, its below me na haiongezi maarifa

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We mpumbavu nn, yn village development unaonesha road, ss ulitegemea gari za kutoka mjini kuchukua mazao etc zipite wapi km co kujenga hizo road? Mm nioneshe miradi ya maji, stima, hospitals, recreational parks etc zen hapo nitaamini kweli pesa imetawanywa equally, ss unaonesha road [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

Proper public transport .

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Hatari baba [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

BRT tushaanza kujenga sasa meaning tutakua na pimped out buses, boring brt buses, na rapid train.... who is laughing now [emoji16]

Iko wapi au unadhani upo nairaland[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

yeah, probably uchafu umejaa au filter imeisha.. hivyo air haifiki vizur ndan, hivyo kusababisha ukosefu wa hewa ya kutosha ndan ya engine..

Akikupa jibu hiyo weekend nitag, hawa Wakenya kuwa nao makini mkuu, natumai nmeeleweka [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

Angalia mitaa iyo ilivyonyokaa

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Hii picha kiboko sn, kukosa hilo basi na zile twin towers wala nisingejua km ni Dar.

 

[Lusematic]

Nairobi bedsitterz (middle class [emoji1787]) take a lesson of having your own home from Dodoma

New upcoming neighbourhood

wakenya waendelee kutojieleea hivyo hivyo

 

[The best 007]

Mm nimekupigia hesabu za dukani tu a week bodaboda anatakiwa apeleke 1000ksh
Ukipiga kwa mwezi ni 4000ksh ukipiga kwa mwaka ni 48000ksh kumbuka ninhesabu za dukani [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] ukipiga kwa miaka 7 ni 336,000ksh wakat kashamaliza muda wakulipia na bei ya two bedroom ni 700,000

hapo bodaboda hajaugua, hajala, hajalipa kodi, hajaweka mafuta, hajalipa social services, hajahonga mpango wa kando, hajasomesha watoto etc na inflation is over 5% [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] yani ukitumia hesabu ambazo haziymizi kichwa ndoto ya kununua nyumba haipo na haitakuwepo mpaka dunia inasmama na ndio leo nimeamini kwann maskini atabaki maskini na tajiri atabaki tajiri

Hapo umewafafanulia wameelewa sasa, unajua Wakenya twendeni nao taratibu mana wana elimu ya kukariri mno, "ceteris peribus" yn wkt huyo boda boda analipa hiyo pesa asiumwe, asisomeshe, asilipe rent, asikarabati boda boda yake, asitunze wazazi wake, ila ujue nn Wakenya wana akili mbovu sn usikute kuna boda boda wameingia huo mtego, kina choco reborn [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

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Duuhh alooo.

 

[The best 007]

humu watakuonyesha hapa
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lkn hii hawatakuonyesha[emoji23]
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Za upande upande [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

Nimemaliza tayari sasa ruksa kutapika ruksa kutoa nyongo ruksa kutoa utumbo mdogo na ni ruksa kuharisha kwa maana sina namna [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116]View attachment 1790568View attachment 1790569View attachment 1790570View attachment 1790571View attachment 1790574

Umeuaaa [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

Nimemaliza tayari sasa ruksa kutapika ruksa kutoa nyongo ruksa kutoa utumbo mdogo na ni ruksa kuharisha kwa maana sina namna [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116]View attachment 1790568View attachment 1790569View attachment 1790570View attachment 1790571View attachment 1790574

Hii ndiyo kitu Tony 254 alisema ata expose humu km kina Yosef festo wataendelea kumtibua [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]