Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Rangnick]

Viongozi wa Tanzania wanakuja hapa Kenya kukodisha Helicopters
Viongozi wetu hapa Kenya wanasafirishwa Kwa Ndege Kubwa Kubwa za kisasa.

Nyie maskini wanyonge wa Tanzania hamuwezi kuafford Ndege za haina hii.

 

[ichoboy01]

Leo si unateseka sana, tena kumbe umeleta wale wale jamaa wako waliopigwa km nyieView attachment 1645818

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Au kenya hua munajiringanisha na south korea 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

 

[komora096]

I can't pretend to be stupid like them. Kwanza that low-IQ guy called ichoboy01 really pisses me off. Anyway wacha nikuwachie hawa watu. Me I can't deal with them.

Ichoboy mimi huaga nampandisha alafu naachana nae kw mda flani kidogo, jamaa huaga ywapenda ujinga..kwanza ukimfuatizia ndio basi, conversation yani itajaa ujinga mtupu na emojis bila facts..

Ila wewe kidogo naona hupendi hayo mambo yake

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[komora096]

Au kenya hua munajiringanisha na south korea

Mbna unateseka sana jomba, si ualle tu jamani
Utakuja kufa kw presha

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[ichoboy01]

Ichoboy mimi huaga nampandisha alafu naachana nae kw mda flani kidogo, jamaa huaga ywapenda ujinga..kwanza ukimfuatizia ndio basi, conversation yani itajaa ujinga mtupu na emojis bila facts..

Ila wewe kidogo naona hupendi hayo mambo yake

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ichoboy anawaumiza kichwa

 

[ichoboy01]

Mbna unateseka sana jomba, si ualle tu jamani
Utakuja kufa kw presha

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 na zile bus zenu zinazoungua zinakuaje ??? Hebu tuelezee

 

[Papi Chulo]

Brt phase 3 hyo...
Na najua wamesema watatupa.loan ya phase 4 pia..so zinabaki phase 5&6 kujua financersView attachment 1645708

Hii phase 3 naisubiri kwa hamu sana,ila wafanye kweli maana nyerere road ndo mlango wa nchi,yaani mtu akitua pale t3 akitoka nje anakutana vitu classic hadi city centre

 

[wrld1]

The real one

 

[Papi Chulo]

And you what do you know a part being beaten by your girl

"do you know a part being beaten by your girl"❌
"do you know apart being beaten by your girl"✔️

Once again mr.broken that "a part" made your sentence meaningless,you'd use "apart"

 

[Geza Ulole]

Ofisi zao na wakati kuna mpka lounge mnatulia
Unafikiria unaweza linganisha na pale ubungo watu wananyeshewa

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Tupe mifano tano ya lounge za mabasi yenu

 

[Naton Jr]

Kama hii ndio kitu new basi heri ikaeView attachment 1645782

Hivi wewe unavyoonesha hizi accidents huwa sielewi hasa points yako, ina maana ndio kwa mara ya kwanza duniani kunatokea accident Tanzania? Ina maana Kenya hakuna mechanics repairs and replacement? Hakuna auto parts business? Hakuna accidents kabisa?

Em Punguza utoto angalau uwe unajadili kama mtu mzima kidogo.

 

[Naton Jr]

Ruvuma 🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿

Public School

 

[joto la jiwe]

A class six dropout can't be my tutor

Hahahaha, but you are still staying in slums, aren't you?

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[Tony254]

Kipimo kikuu cha mtu mwenye akili ni kuwa na pesa,huwezi kujiita una akili na huku pesa huna,unajiita una akili na huku umasikini inakuandama!?? 😀🤣😆 How!?

Nilikuwa nazungumzia kuhusu Ichoboy au mimi? Nilikuwa naongea kuhusu Ichoboy sasa wewe umegeuza mazungumzo unaanza kuongea kunihusu? Uwezo wako wa kufikiria uko chini sana.

 

[Tony254]

Akuna cha mana hapo...au huo mkichwa ndio unaona utabadilish poor SGR from chinese? Just look at that viaduct(bridge) its like unfinished work the same as yours....izo behewa ni km za kunya tuu...in short nothing special at all, ng'ombe mwenye pimbi wwView attachment 1645762

Punguza wivu kijana.

 

[joto la jiwe]

Yani unaanzaje kutafuta kampuni zote za mabasi na wakati hata online unakata tikiti yako na mida ikifika unatumia usafiri wowote ule kufika kituoni..

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Wale wafugaji kule Turkana ambao hata chakula hawana wanategemea misaada, zaidi ya lugha yao ya kabila, hawajui lugha yoyote, wataweza kukata ticket on line?

Basi za Nairobi Taita Taveta, au kwenda Kajiado na Namanga, au kwenda Sirari au Machakosi watakata online?.

Ok, wakishakata online ticket, watalazimika kuzunguka na kutafuta ofisi ili waweze kupanda bus ili waanze safari?. Vipi kuhusu wageni wanaotembelea Kenya ambao hawajui lolote kuhusu buses na wanakokwenda, wapi wataweza kuuliza na kujua buses zinazokwenda huko unakokwenda?, ninyi ni failed state kabisa, nchi yenu haipo "organized kabisaa".

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[Tz_one]

Hii phase 3 naisubiri kwa hamu sana,ila wafanye kweli maana nyerere road ndo mlango wa nchi,yaani mtu akitua pale t3 akitoka nje anakutana vitu classic hadi city centre

Nahisi watajenga special BRT terminal itayoingia terminal 2 na 3 alfu zitakuwa na mabus ya Express yanakutoa Airport hadi City Centre direct bila ya foleni

 

[joto la jiwe]

Ofisi zao na wakati kuna mpka lounge mnatulia
Unafikiria unaweza linganisha na pale ubungo watu wananyeshewa

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Hahaha, inaeezekana hata masoko hakuna, kila mtu anauza bidhaa zake barabarani vile apendavyo, " Country without law and order", Kenya is a jungle.


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[The best 007]

Dude likingonga pembeni kidogo tu linabomoka lote bana

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Kwamba ulikuwepo wkt linagonga

 

[Naton Jr]

So Tanzania is trending in states