ilitengenezwa mashine kwa ajili ya kukamata wezi, ilipopelekwa marekan ilikamata wezi 444, ikapelekwa india ikakamata wezi 240, kenya ikakamata wezi 50 ikaletwa tanzania unajua kilichotokea nini...
A priest walked into a barber shop in Arusha.
After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."...
Baada ya ushindi wa jumapili kutafsiriwa kuwa ni kutokana na kutokuwepo kwa raisi uwanjani,jk amekiri kuwa huenda damu yake haiko na mapenzi ya dhati kwa timu zetu za taifa hivyo ameapa kuwa...
Kamaka :"Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad : "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Mwanakijiji is also my son. That's confidential."
Kuna viongozi wa chama fulani nchini ambacho sera zake zinazofanana na mafreemasons(wale wanaosalimiana kwa ishara ya vidole viwili kama akina Bush,Saddam,Obama,Ahmednijad,Arafat,tonny Blair...
These are some of the application and leave letterswritten by various personnel . English, as they say,is really a funny language!1. A candidate's application "This has reference to your...
Miaka ya 1960.
Nyerere Rais.
Mkatoliki.
Maarufu sana.
Wazungu walimkubali.
Wakatoa elimu kwa jamii za Kikristo.
Waislamu wao walikuwa hawataki shule.
Walikuwa wanavua samaki baharini...
Kulikua na mashindano ya kumpata mtu mfupi kuliko wote duniani.
Jamaa m1 alikuwa mfupi kama chupa ya bia, alipokwenda kwenye ukumbi wa mashindano akakuta mlinzi getini ni mfupi amekalia kiberi...
Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Johnnys answer was, "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my...
Habari na udaku mwingi hapa ni ama Chadema au viongozi wa Chadema. Au zinahusu serikali lakini zimeibuliwa na wanachadema. Kama Chadema ikifutwa habari na udaku Hapa JF zitapungua kwa takriban...
Kwa speed hii anayokuja nayo mh Kafulila anaweza akawa tishio kwenye bunge la 10 kama alivyokua Mh Zitto kwenye bunge lililopita but waswas wangu ni huyu zitto ambaye amekua haeleweki ndani ya...
Wana JF naomba wenye uelewa sahihi wa uhusiano wa JK na mama Zakia make nijuavyo mimi kisiasa yule mama hana jipya la kutusaidia watanzania wala CCM, lakini ninachojiuliza ni namna alivyomteua...