JF Chit-Chats
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Jamaa mmoja alifiwa na rafikie mpenzi sasa wakajikusanya marafiki wote wakasema wao ndio watakao beba jeneza la mpendwa wao kwa ajili ya kwenda kuzika, walipo nyanyua jeneza na kuanza kutoka ndani...
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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He
succeeds in killing the dog...
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HOUSE BOY: BAKARI
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> Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his
> Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank.
> But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality...
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Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa anaumwa ugonjwa wa kusahau. Alipomwendea Daktari ambaye alimuuliza kuwa alikuwa anaumwa ugonjwa gani, yule jamaa akadai kuwa amesahau!
Have a good day!
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Mazungumzo kati ya mama na binti yake wa miaka 8
Mtoto: mama leo Ali alinipandisha katika mpera nimchumie mapera
Mama: usikubali tena mwenzio hataki mapera alikua anakuchungulia chupi yako ukiwa...
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True story from the Japanese Embassy in US Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English
conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...
The instructor...
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Papa aliamua kutembelea sehemu za Moshi kwa ibada maalum baada ya kuambiwa Moshi kuna wakristo wengi sana.
Na kweli, kufika pale Moshi ibada ilifanyika uwanja wa wazi na watu weeengi sana...
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An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria
She was booked for an economy class seat... Just after the
plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class...
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There is this good old barber in some city in the US .
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut,
he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept...
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A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead.
Could there be a mass for the...
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Umeamka asubuhi, ukakuta binadamu wote duniani wamekufa au hawaonekani, na umebaki peke yako.
Redio na mawasiliano ya cmu hayafanyi kazi,kwani operators nao wame collapse.
Chakula na chochote...
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TANZANIA!!!
TANZANIA
The only country whose soccer players play BUT do not win!!
The only country where a Mzungu comes with one dollar and leaves with millions of them...
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Wadau nahitaji mwanaume ambae amemchoka mkewe, akirudi nyumbani mke wake makelele makelele hamueshimu, hamsikilizi kisa wana vipato sawa au kamzidi mumewe kidogo kila akiambiwa jeuri mwanaume huna...
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Nimepokea message hii toka kwa washikaji zangu mbalimbali
"Ukipigiwa simu kwa private no. au akaandika call kwa red colour usiipokee ni mionzi unaparalise na kufa. Imetokea kenya watu wamekufa...
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Nimekiona sehemu kinauzwa ila nje ya nchi nadhan vikifika bongo vitakuwa na soko kubwa sana kwa makatibu muhutasi.
Nipo natafuta specifications zake niziweke hapa kwa matumizi zaidi
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