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Nakiri sikuangalia mkutano wa CCM lakini naambiwa eti Benja (wa Awamu ya Tatu) aliteleza ulimi mkutanoni na kusema Kikwete...'tumnyime kura' na wala hakujisdahihisha. Waliosikia au wenye clip...
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Watanzania, Taifa linapata Ukombozi; Hii ndio hali Halisi, wataiba kura sana lakini Mkono wa Mungu utawaumbua, na nguzu za giza zitawashinda. Wataanguka na Rais Wetu Mpya atapita katikati yao...
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Rafiki yangu mngoni alinielekeza kwake ili siku nikitembelea maeneo yale nimsalimie.maelekezo yenyewe sasa,pali pali kumpitimbi nyumbi hii bombi hii utikuti jogoo mweupi anikunywi maji basi ndio...
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Kuna Mpare mmoja anaishi karibu na Benki, baada ya kushawishiwa kwa muda mrefu na ndugu na marafiki zake aweke pesa Benki kwa usalama wa pesa zake, kwa taabu sana akakubali kuweka pesa Benki...
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Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way, she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get them some fruit, which she did. She bought the...
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and Ordered a glass of champagne... The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a Glass of champagne, too!' 'What...
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Jamani hebu tukumbushane! Mnakumbuka Soda bei ya chini kabisa mlinunua bei gani? ukweli ni kwamba mimi nilinunua kwa shillingi taslimu ya Kitanzania 7 mwaka 1986, Kinondoni kwa Sheikh Hassan ndio...
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Msukuma Akiwa Mahamani Kuna jamaa mmoja mkoani Mwanza, alikamatwa kwa kosa la kuwa na silaha aina ya gobore kinyume cha sheria. Siku ya mahakama kabla ya kesi yake kuanza, kulikuwa na kesi...
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Je unakumbuka ulivyokuwa ukila primary miaka ya 80z n' 90z? Kalimati Bagia Ashkilimu uji wa mchele N.K
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God had created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no...
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Ya mwanamke bikira yake vipimo vipo wazi na ya mwanaumme tutaipima kwa kutumia vipimo vipi?
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Tajiri kanunua mbuzi! Akamwambia mpishi! Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza! K ichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku! Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pika...
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Former Big Brother Africa housemates(BBA4),Kevin Chuwang Pam(from Nigeria) and Elizabeth Gupta(from Tanzania) who recently announced their engagement, are now about to move into the really...
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Askofu mkuu wa kanisa la ufufuo na uzima jana aliwaomba watumishi wake kama wanaweza[pata muda wakamsikilize mgombea urais wa chadema.dk slaa,katika ibada hiyo iliokuwa na mamb mazuri mwisho...
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WHY AFRICA IS 25 YEARS BEHIND THE DEVELOPED WORLD..... AFRICAN LEADERS Abdulai Wade age 83 Hosni Mubarak ( Egypt ) age 82...
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Siku moja nilitembelea kijiji fulani wilayani songea.Kufika huko nilipafurahia kwelikweli,siku moja jioni nilibahatika kupata mwanamwali kigori asiye na mfano.Tukakubaliana tutafute nafasi ya...
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Napendekeza kili music awards zijazo zote wapewe CCM kwa kutuburudisha mikutanoni mwaka huu kama alivoulizwa mama mmoja kwenye kipindi cha uswazi umekuja kufanya nini kwenye mkutano huu wa CCM...
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MY FIRST TIME It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her...
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ahadi za mushimiwa 2011 dar itakuwa hivi
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