JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Maria hakuwa mwanafunzi bora darasani Sunday school. Kawaida yake, husinzia darasani.
Jumapili moja, mtawa mwalimu aliamua kumuuliza Maria maswali, bila kutambua Maria keshasinzia.
Swali la...
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call...
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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me?
She...
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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back...
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The maid wanted an increase in salary .....
The Madam was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an...
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Ingekuwa fursa nzuri sana kwa ile mikoa yote Slaa aliyoshinda awe rais na mkwere nae awe kule kwake, ili kupunguza malumbano, naona tume inapata muda mgumu sana wa kuchakachua ilhali kuna...
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We KIKWETE uliye 2filis, jina lako lisahaulike ,utakalo lifanyike BAGAMOYO tu! Utupe leo mabilion ye2 ya EPA, uwapeleke MAFISADI wote mahakaman, uwalipe wastaafu, walimu na wafanyakazi wa...
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The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice...
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Mimi nataka kununua simu ya mkononi, leo, niliona simu:http://www.everbuying.com/Airphone-NO-4-Dual-Cards-Quad-Band-Wifi-Java-FM-Touch-Screen-Cell-Phone-Black-p-30663.html
Ajabu sana, ni style...
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Daktari wa kikwete amemshauri baada ya vurugu za uchaguzi anahitaji mapumziko kama mwezi mmoja hivi ili kupata nguvu ya kuwatumikia watu wake waliomsaidia kuchakachua matokeo na kuwezesha ushindi...
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...kuanzia kesho atakua anapokea taarifa za wizi wao dhidi ya kura halali za wananchi na kwasababu yeye ni mtu wa mipasho atakua ameandaa ka-verse kama haka kafuatako na atakua akiimba kwa mluzi "...
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Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at...
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Wana Jf nimepata taarifa ambazo naweza kuziita siyo rasmi lakini ni muhimu kuzifanyia kazi, kwamba kura za ubunge Arusha mjini zinarudiwa kuhesabiwa. Mwenye taarifa kamili kuhusu suala hili aweke...
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Kuna habari nimezipata sasa hizi kupitia simu kuwa mgombe ubunge kwa tiketi ya CCM Arusha Dr Batilda amekimbizwa Selian Hospital kwa mshtuko !!!
Kama kuna mwenye taarifa zaidi ???
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Kuna tetesi kuwa Rais wa Kenya Mwai Kibaki anajiandaa kuja kumwambia JK akubali tu matokeo. Kofi Annan pia yuko njiani kuja kumwambia Masha (atie saini hata ya dole gumba huko huko Bugando...
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Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said shed go out, but didnt know anyone. Her...
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Just got this from my friend:
This actually happened!!
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Yesterday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a...
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Nakumbuka miaka mingi nyuma, kipindi kile cha mapigano kule Msumbiji, wamakonde wengi waliingia Mtwara kwa njia za panya. Na serikali ikaamua kuwatafuta na kuwaweka wamakonde wote wa Msumbiji...
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A guy walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "I have three girls coming over tonight! I have never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me interested, and keep me...
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Tunasikitika kutangaza kifo cha CCM kilichotokea baada ya kuibuka kwa CHADEMA. Marehemu atazikwa 31-10-2010 (kesho). Habari ziwafikie mjomba wa marehemu CUF, dada wa marehemu TLP, mdogo wa...
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