Pamoja na matarajio yetu kuwa Prof. Lipumba umaana wake kwenye siasa za humu ndani unaelekea ukingoni lakini kwa vile CUF itafanya vizuri na kuongeza viti vya ubunge na hakuna chama kitakachokuwa...
Peponi, mbinguni, kuzimu, jehanum na sasa sauti inakaribia duniani kelele za shangwe na machozi ya furaha yakimiminika watu wakisikiliza matokeo ya urais ya uchaguzi 2010. Dr slaa Wilbrod...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail...
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you...
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband
to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".
"What?" said the...
Juma alimua kusafiri kwenda mbali. Akamvika mkewe chupi ya chuma yenye kufuli.
Ufunguo wa chupi alimwachia rafiki yake mkubwa na kipenzi kwa maelezo kuwa
asiporudi baada ya miaka minne...
A man and a woman were walking!The mother-in-law to the man is the mother to the mother-in-law to the woman
How are they related? (The man and a woman who are walking together)
A man and his son were in an accident. The man died on the way to the Hospital but the Boy was rushed to surgery. The surgeon said i cant operate, that is my son! Howz that posibo?
Adam alimua kusafiri kwenda Mbali. Akamvika mkewe chupi ya chuma yenye kufuri. Ufunguo wa chupi alimwachia rafiki yake mkubwa na kipenzi kwa maelezo kuwa asiporudi baada ya miaka minne amfungulie...
Congratulations my boy! said the grooms uncle.
Im sure youll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.
But Im not getting married until tomorrow. Protested his...
kulikuwa na wanandoa wawili ndani wanafanya mapenzi wakasikia mlango umevujwa akatokea jamaa mmoja na bastola mkononi akawambia mkitaka nisiwaue fanyeni kila kitu nitakachowaambia, basi jinsi...
A man telephoned a police station one night and excited reported that the steering wheel, brake pedal, accelerator, clutch pedal and dashboard had been stolen from his car. A police constable...
Friday, September 24, 2010 1:17 AM
Mwanamke mmoja wa nchini Uingereza ambaye alitangaza kwenye internet kuwa anatafuta mtu wa kufariki naye, amekutwa amefariki ndani...
"My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely ..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me...
Dear Jakaya, greetings from Paradise. I am doing fine since I arrived here almost six years ago.
I have decided to write you this message after having learned that Chama cha Mapinduzi (CCM)...
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