"My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely ..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me...
Dear Jakaya, greetings from Paradise. I am doing fine since I arrived here almost six years ago.
I have decided to write you this message after having learned that Chama cha Mapinduzi (CCM)...
Wadau leteni jokes hapa zilijitokeza katika mchakato mzima wa kampeni wakati tukielekea katika Uchaguzi mkuu..............I mean serious jokes:smile::smile::smile: na sio kampeni chafu:nono:! Lets...
Chuo maalum kwa ajili ya vijana wa kichagga kimefunguliwa hapa Kiborloni, Moshi. Kinatoa kozi zifuatazo:
1. Ulevi - Mwezi mmoja
2. Ujambazi - Miezi sita
3. Kuchoma mtu kisu - Wiki moja
4. Kuchoma...
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I...
There is not one dirty word in it, and yet it is funny!--
The Patels in the US, Hari and Sarla, aka Harry andSally, were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to...
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
KENYAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You eat Both of...
A Husband and his wife were in their bedroom, while their son in the room next to the parents room:
In the morning when the mom (wife) was taking the boy to school, the boy started asking:
Boy...
Niliwahi kuipata hapo nyuma, labda nawe pia. Nimedhani inaweza kumfunza mtu fulani kitu hapa.
Source: Yahoo Friends
Jamaa wawili walikutana kwenye kituo cha basi wakafanya mazungumzo.
Mmoja...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani...
Usipocheka Niambie
Tanzanian's Immigration Department gave a statement as to why the friendly game between Japan and the mighty Taifa Stars was cancelled in the 11th hour:
"Ni habari za...
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home...
I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA. I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool here Nyamongo very good. I am 27 ears to be Born...
Dear Sir
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no...
Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE:
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are...
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