JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mzungu mmoja alipita katika kijiji cha Igangidung'u na bahati mbaya alishikwa na haja kubwa alipokuwa akikatiza mashambani kwa wenyeji. Baada ya kuhakikisha kwamba hapakuwa na mtu jirani alijitoma...
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Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent people.
He asked how she...
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The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.
The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said...
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."...
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DAR | Weird News
No wonder Jamii is so busy :rockon:
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Vp wandugu,jamaa mmoja alitaka kumtega mkewe kama anagawa uroda nje ama la,bac ikabidi uongee na mshikaji wake ili wamtege,jamaa akampa note moja ya Tsh 10,000/ huyu mshikaji wake ili amnunue...
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Habari zenu kwa mara nyingine tena,bac baada ya kula kipigo kutoka kwa polisi kutokana na kuangukiwa na jumba bovu,soma hapa...
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Ni hivi DR.Naniliyu aliamua kuwapa mtihani machizi fulani ili kugundua ni nani ambaye ana uafadhali kati yao
DR:Halo hebu sikilizeni nataka wote muanze kulia kama kuku
Basi wale machizi wakaanza...
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Kuna vichaa walikuwa wakihamishwa kutoka bugando kwenda kcmc kupitia serengeti.
mbinu waliyoitumia ni kuwasafirisha wakiwa uchi ili wasitoroke na kukimbia
kufika mbugani,wakacmamisha...
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wakati tuko shule hili suala lilikuwa ni muhimu sana na tulikuwa na note books kwa ajili ya hiyo michapio, kwa mfano!
Hiyo Chongea Konea hapa meaning Hiyo kona chongea hapa
Maftudari kava...
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Anitha ni mkatoliki lakini alipata mchumba mlokole aitwae Marko. Wazazi wa Anitha wakasema hawatakubali Marko amwoe Anitha hadi kwanza abadili dhehebu. Anitha akaanza kumbembeleza Marko kwa taabu...
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This happened in an office in africa:
An american nigga walks into the bank and tell the secretary: Are you the ****ing secretary?
Secretary: Sir we do not use those kind of language here...
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Leo mida ya saa 5 asubuhi nikiwa osterbay police,
ghafla Mkurugenzi wa kampuni ya Sincon ltd.. iliyokua na tenda ya kufanya usafi pale soko la kariakoo, bwana Peter Siniga..
amemleta mwanae...
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At first I thought this must have been a practical joke, but its not.....
http://www.everythingdar.com/weird-news#Souvenir_condoms_rolled_out_for_UK_royal_wedding
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Police Dog Pregnant, Coach Fired
Life became increasingly difficult for the two female dogs India's police are after giving birth, both female dog is sniffing dog who is very reliable.
Police...
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Kuna Mpare mmoja anaishi karibu na Benki, baada ya kushawishiwa kwa
muda mrefu na ndugu na marafiki zake aweke pesa Benki kwa usalama wa
pesa zake, kwa taabu sana akakubali kuweka pesa Benki...
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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period.Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to...
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Mambo zenu waungwana nafikiri mko safi,
Ni hivi kuna jamaa alikuwa Tajiri sana lakini alikuwa na marafiki zake watatu ambao ni choka mbaya,basi cku 1 wakamuomba jamaa awakopeshe msingi wa kuuza...
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