JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
TEH teeeeeH:evil:Teeeeeeeeeeeeeh
,nlijua tu utafungua,
JARIBU TENA BAADAYE.
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Siku moja kinyozi alipokuwa anatoa huduma kwa mteja alipumua kwa kutumia mlango wa uani, na ili kumpumbaza mteja kinyozi akaamua achanganye wimbi la shuzi lake kwa maongezi murua kama ifuatavyo...
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Kuna mtoto mmoja wa kike huko kijijini alipanda mti wa mpera pasipo kuvaa chupi,mara mzee mmoja akapita eneo hilo alipomuona huyo msichana akamwambia ashuke kisha akampa elfu 10,aende akanunue...
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It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP...
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hili ni cover lake
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Siku moja baada ya kumaliza bla-bla zake kijijini, wapiga kura walimweleza matatizo yao kama vile shule, maji, hospitali n.k.
MWANASIASA MKONGWE: Ikiwa mtanichagua, nitafanya kila niwezalo kwa...
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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
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A crusty old marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of...
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New Nursery Alphabet chart...
A-Apple,
B-Bluetooth,
C-Chat,
D-DVD,
E-emails,
F-Facebook,
G-Google,
H-Html,
L-Linux,
M-Multi-channel,
N-Nero,
O-Opera mini...
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Achawi mkubwa nchini amechaguliwa kuwa waziri wa mambo ya ndani nani anabisha na yeye ndie mwezeshaji.........shkh yhy:thinking:
Conquest-Yote ccm wanaweza nani anabisha
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10 Step Guide For The Do-It-Yourself Handyman
1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
2. Try to work alone. An audience is...
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Kuna vitu ambazo Muchatha kama angepewa nafasi ya kuzifanya hata saa hii niko adult hivi. Hii ndio list:
1. Kuminya Mukorino
Kwetu gichagi kurikuwaga na wakorino wengi sana. Na haki hao wamama...
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hii nimeikuta mahali fulani katika peruziperuzi zangu, ilinichekesha nikaona si mbaya kuiweka huku kwenye forum hii isiyo na masuala ya itikadi yoyote .
A young and nervous bride planning her...
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Mzee mmoja alienda hospitali kwa ajili kuangalia afya;dokta akamuuliza inakuwaje yeye awepo katika afya nzuri kama ile ilhali yeye ni mzee sana.
Mzee akamjibu kuwa anazingatia kanuni zote za...
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Jim, Dave and Eric die and arrive at the gate, St Paul explains to them:
'Heaven is a very big place and you need a car to get around. The car
you get depends solely on how faithful you were to...
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Kuna tetesi kuwa DR JK atampa uwaziri ila haijulikani ni wizara gani DR SLAA ambaye alikuwa mgombea wa nafasi ya URAIS kupitia chama cha CHADEMA.kama kweli nampongeza sana MH DR RAIS JK....:israel:
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MSICHANA mmoja jina lake halikuweza kupatikana maramoja alijikuta yupo kwenye wakati mgumu baada ya kuchaniwa nguo yake aliyovaa na wahuni na kumuacha na aibu kedekede na akiwa hana la kufanya kwa...
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Sounds funny, doesnt it? Read on
Jamaa wawili walikutana kwenye kituo cha basi wakafanya mazungumzo. Mmoja aling'ang'nia kuzungumzia kero za familia yake hatimaye mwenzake...
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George Carlin Quote
Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Creation Order
God made man before woman so the man would have time to think...
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