JF Chit-Chats
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Mwanaume mmoja mkoani Tanga asubuhi ya jana Jan 29, 2011 alikwenda kituo cha Polisi akiomba alindwe kutokana na mke wake kutaka kufanya nae mapenzi kila mara.
Jamaa huyo aliwaeleza polisi kuwa...
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kiongozi wa chama tawala UVCCM hai (MSAFIRI )alijikuta akipokea kichapo pale alipojiona yeye ni kidume wa chama tawala alitaka kutumia nafasi yake kujichukulia malaya alijikuta akipewa kichapo cha...
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Dear Sir/Madam,
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company
and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told...
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Nakumbuka miaka mingi nyuma, kipindi kile cha mapigano kule Msumbiji,
wamakonde wengi waliingia Mtwara kwa njia za panya. Na serikali
ikaamua kuwatafuta na kuwaweka wamakonde wote wa Msumbiji...
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> Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
> Subject: Problems with my new computer
> Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
> We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
> problems...
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Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size photograph of his son for college admission.
Accidentally, the photograph dropped down from his pocket.
He started...
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pata picha imetokea ajali gari la bia na gari la mishikaki yamegongana kitakachotokea hapo mi simo
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This year we will experience 4 unusual dates.... 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 ...
NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus
the age you will be this year...
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A blonde sitting in economy class on a flight going to Chicago suddenly stands up and sits down in a seat in first class. A flight attendant watching her goes over to her and says, "Excuse me...
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When you lift the phone you say Hello....
Do you know what is the real meaning of Hello ?
It is the name of a girl !!!
YES !!!!!!!!!!!
And do you know who is that girl ??
Margaret Hello...
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Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead...
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A Person asked an intellectual.
"How do i get the best out of life?"
INTELLECTUAL:-Face your past without regrets,Handle your present with confidence,Prepare for the future without fear:thinking...
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Priest: What is your sin child?
Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch...
Priest: Why?
Girl : Father he touched me....
Priest: Like this????
(The priest then touches the...
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Kuna profesa mmoja pale Mlimani, alikuwa baada ya kumaliza lecture, anaongozana na wanafunzi kuelekea lunch kwa mama ntilie. Sasa nasikia wanaitwa mama lishe.
Akifika huko, mama ntilie...
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Padre kawauliza waumini:
PADRE: Ni kiungo gani cha mwili hupatikana katika sehemu iliyojificha na kina wingi wa unyevunyevu kinaweza kufanya ndoa iwe IMARA sana au KUYUMBA?
WAUMINI: Kimya huku...
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Jamani tusaidiane katika hili. Inawezekana kuota bila kuwa usingizini au lazima uwe usingizi
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MTOTO: mama na huu nao ni mswaki? (akionyesha nyeti yake)
mama: hapana nani ka kwambia?
mtoto: si nimemuana baba amemwingizia dada mdamoni (housegirl)
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Mulokozi (Mhaya) kamaliza degree ya sheria UD, sasa karudi Bukoba
akaanzisha kijiofisi chake.
Shughuli ikaanza hivi, kakaa kwa muda mrefu bila ya kupata customer
kama zali vile, siku moja...
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Jamani mi naomba watu kama wanaanzisha vitu/Starehe hapa Dar wawe wabunifu na kufikiria wakifanyacho, Talking about the Khanga moja thing, Jamani hao wanawake ni vumbi, wachafu, wanakalisha watu...
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Katika kusafiri ndani ya ndege padre mmoja alimkaribisha sheikh chakula.Ndipo Sheikh kamuuliza ni chakula gani.Padre kajibu ni sausage iliotengenezwa kwa nyama ya nguruwe.Sheikh kamjibu sisi...
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