Men's logic

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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.


The Problem was who should get custody of the child.


The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.


The child Should be in my custody. "


The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"


The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...


Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
 

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a man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.


The problem was who should get custody of the child.


The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "your honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor.


The child should be in my custody. "


the judge turned to the husband and said: "what do you have to say in your defense?"


the man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "your honor... If i put a dollar in a pepsi vending machine and a pepsi comes out...


Whose pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
mine
 

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