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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.


The Problem was who should get custody of the child.


The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.


The child Should be in my custody. "


The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"


The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...


Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
 
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Obviously, is yours but dont ignore that it came out of that "machine"
 
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hahahahaha,dah what a defence duh
 
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They should forget the divorce.
 
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Du! ndio maana mimi siwezi kuwa judge, wote wana point sasa nitaamuaje!
 
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aaah vuta pumzi hakimu
 
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:smile-big::smile-big::smile-big::smile-big:lol
 
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Dah mzee ana akili kama Abunuwasi! Hapo hata Bwana Hakimu lazima awe mdogo!
 
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Precedent ya mfalme Suleiman inahitajika hapa.
 
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ina maana jamaa anataka kusema kuwa, in no way PEPSI cud go back to the machine or..
 
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Hii kweli logic.Offcourse mbona akiulizwa msichana mwenye tumbo anasema mimba hii ni ya fulani yaani mwanaume.
 
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a man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.


The problem was who should get custody of the child.


The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "your honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor.


The child should be in my custody. "


the judge turned to the husband and said: "what do you have to say in your defense?"


the man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "your honor... If i put a dollar in a pepsi vending machine and a pepsi comes out...


Whose pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
mine
 
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belongs to the machine,,,the which makes it out
 

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