JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I...
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1. Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE
2. Dad asked his...
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A wealthy gentleman had passed on and was being buried at the kongowea cemetery in a very expensive coffin.
One of the fellows at the burial estimated the coffin to be...
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There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"
the finale had the following three incidents....
Third Place
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was...
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A man called home to his wife and said, "?Honey?I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends?.?
We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me...
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Mheshimiwa Jakaya Kikwete amedai kuwa baraza lake jipya la mawaziri halitakuwa na mwanaume hata mmoja. Amesema kuwa kuanzia mawaziri hadi manaibu wote watakuwa wanawake ambapo waziri mkuu atakuwa...
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a...
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town." Everyone expects a fight, but the guy...
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Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
2 Nuts
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread...
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud Pounding on the door. The man gets up andgoes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not...
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Nyumba moja yenye familia ya watu wanne ikiwa ni baba mwenye nyumba, mama na wafanyakazi wawili mmoja wa kike na mwingine wa nje wa kiume, scroll ufuate utamu halisi!
Baba anamla dada (mfanyakazi...
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SIKU MOJA MAHAKAMA
Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kwa kosa la kum-baka bibi kizee wa watu.
Hakimu: Bibi, hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
Bibi Kizee : Nimelala...
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There was a little sperm named freddie and all he wanted in his life was to fertilise an egg.He started getting into shape so well in order to be fit for the big day.He swimed around and...
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Mzee mmoja alienda bank kuomba mkopo wa dola 100,bank manager akwamwambia sharti awe na kitu cha dhamana ambapo kwa mshangao mzee alionyesha gari yake Ferrari yenye thamani kama dola laki tatu...
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S.Ngonyani au Profesa Maji Marefu sasa ni Mbunge kwa kupitia jimbo la Korogwe vijijini. Hivyo huenda ataitwa Mheshimiwa Profesa Maji Marefu. Wapambe wa Jakaya Kikwete hawatafurahishwa na hilo...
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Wife & Husband
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you were a newspaper too my dear, so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
Expiry date...
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Ukitaka kugombea Urais hakikisha jina lako halifanani na jina la jinsia nyingine au yatakutokea ya Dovutwa ambaye wapiga kura wengine walikuwa wanahoji vipi tulisikia kuna Devota anagombea mbona...
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Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom?
Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be...
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