JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place...
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Wengine wetu tuliingia katika uchaguzi,hadi kwenda kujipanga kupiga kura za maoni za CCM kwa kupewa Sh. 2,000 au Tshet, kanga, skaf au kofia zenye picha ya kikwete na kauli mbiu yake Nguvu...
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Waziri mkuu Mizengo Pinda aliukataa uwaziri Mkuu na ikalazimika JK atume watu wakamshawishi na kupelekea jina lake kushindwa kupelekwa bungeni asubuhi kwa ajili ya kupitishwa, Katika kumshawishi...
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Leo nimefuatilia kwa kina sana mjadala kule jukwaa la siasa juu ya Mdahalo wa wapinzani wawili pale ITV ya FM na RH, wasiompenda mh. Mbowe kwa sababu zao walimuita Professional DJ kwa utashi wao...
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Maneno ya mwakyusa kuwa ataifuatiliya afya ya raisi imemkost,raisi hataki mtu kufuatilia hali yake ya afya eti;;;
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jamani na matatizo kila nikiona mate yananitoka ,shida ni kitu natafuta msaada kuna mbinu gani mbadala
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Wakuu wa Wilaya wapya, sita wanawake kati ya 15 walioteuliwa na Rais hivi karibuni wakiwa kwenye picha ya pamoja baada ya kumaliza semina elekezi mjini Morogoro, majina na Wilaya zao kwenye mabano...
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1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports
section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on
regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able...
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Matokeo ya Kura za Urais Haya Hapa.
Hadi leo Tume ya Uchaguzi haijaweka matokeo ya kura za Urais kwenye website yao. Inachokiogopa inakijua yenyewe.
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Never Go To The HR For a Salary Increase...............
After 2 years of selfless service, a Gentle person (affirmative action) realized that he had not been promoted, no transfer, no salary...
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Tulikuwa wakwanza mimi na Mwafrika kuleta habari za CUF kufanya mazungumzo ya siri na CCM. Sasa hivi kila mtu anajua kinachoendelea. Leo nawaambia tena CUF wanabadili bendera yao na itakuwa na...
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Maya ga shishi,
Mtili wantu mlungu ka patali
Manenu aga
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Mwanaume: Rafiki yangu mi nataka mpatia mke wangu talaka.
Rafiki: Kwa nini tena?
Mwanaume: Kila nkirudi nyumbani nakuta kaficha mwanaume kwenye kabati la nguo.
Rafiki: Oh! Hiyo mbaya sana...
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Mwalimu aliuliza swali wanafunzi wa chekechea wakawa wanajibu.
Mwalimu: Sehemu gani ya mwili mtu akifa inaenda mbinguni?
Mwanafunzi 1: Roho ndio inaenda.
Mwanafunzi 2: Moyo.
Mwanafunzi 3...
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A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom .
She looks at his privates and points at his cork and asks "Dad
what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...
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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the...
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
One day, he met a girl and...
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...bahili mmoja alichukua mwanamke na kwenda kufanya naye mapenzi...alipomaliza haja zake akakataa kumlipa. Akamwambia, "Sikulipi mimi..kwanza nyumba tuliyotumia ni babaangu...halafu kitanda...
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