JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman.
Naturally I replied, "Big tits."
He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."
So I said, "Oh...
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A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.
He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."
She said, "No dear, save your...
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A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Dont even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you dont bark.
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Baada ya kutokea msiba huko Lushoto walimtuma ndugu yao mmoja kwenda kuwajulisha ndugu zake waliokuwa nje ya mkoa wa Tanga. Mtani wangu Msambaa aitwae Shemaonge, alikwenda kwenye ofisi za shirika...
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Kuna shehe mmoja alioa mtoto mwanamwali mzuri wa kuvutia.Basi kutokana na wivu aliokuwa nao kwa mkewe alikuwa hatoki ndani kila siku anamchunga mkewe.Vijana wa mtaani nao kila aliyebahatika...
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Mtoto mmoja alipakizwa kwenye basi kwa safari ya kwenda kumsalimia babu yake kijijini mbinga.Basi lilipoondoka tu kabla hata halijakaribia kimara mtoto akauliza kwa sauti kubwa jamani tumekaribia...
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The explaining the word F*ck
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Does Management really know their Staffs?
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young
boy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
How...
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Kuna dada mmoja Mzambia aliolewa na Mchina, akala mimba, muda ulipowadia yule binti akajifungua, mtoto aliishi kwa muda kama wa masaa 3 baada ya hapo akafa.
Msibani nyumbani wakati watu...
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Msimamizi mmoja wa kituo kimoja cha uchaguzi alimchovya mkono mzima mmoja wa wapiga kura kwenye ule wino wa kuonyesha kuwa mtu amepiga kura badala ya kumchovya kidole tu!! Hii ilitokea baada ya...
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Au gonga hapa ili walau ucheke kidogo, maana umenune sana
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Ndugu zanguni nimepata ujumbe kwenye simu yangu kwamba Mh. Halima Mdee amepata ajari sasa nilikuwa nataka kujua ni kweli au laaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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NDUGU WANA JF KAMA HUNA TABIA YA KUANGALIA MAITI USIFUNGUWE HII LINK,JAMANI TUWE MAKINI NA NCHI TUNAZOZITEMBELEA KWANI SEHEMU NYINGINE SISI WAAFRIKA NI KITOWEO
CHEKI HII LINK NI JAMII FORUM YA...
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In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and
the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the...
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Hii ni baada ya kushindwa urais ameamua kurudi zake kundini...
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Enzi nikiwa naishi Manzese ndipo nilipojifunza kuwa Biblia ni kiboko. Sikuzote tulikuwa tunadhibiti panya bila matatizo, na walipokuwa wakitokea nyumba za jirani bado tulikuwa na sumu ya panya na...
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Ilikuwa hivi: Mtoto alikuwa na tabia ya kukojoa kitandani sasa mama akawauliza jirani zake dawa ni nini, wakamwambia ni fimbo tu ili akijaribu kukojoa akikumbuka fimbo ataacha.
Asubuhi iliyofuata...
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Can you identify the expression
In the following pictures, you can see some people with a very strong EXPRESSION...
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Kula Sambusa yenye pembe tatu kamili
Ni tamu
Kama hujawahi nenda Kajaribu
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Baada ya wanyama kuwa na maisha yasiyoeleweka ya mkanganyiko mkubwa ilifikia wakati mzee tembo kuitisha mkutano na kupendekeza achaguliwe mnyama atakayekuwa kiongozi wao ili kupeleka maisha yao...
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