JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : 'we have...
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Baada ya kurudi chooni, mlevi akaanza kumhadithia mke wake.
Mlevi: Mke wangu, chooni nimeona maajabu. Nimefungua mlango, taa ikawaka. Nikajaribu kuufunga, taa imezima. Nilipofungua tena imewaka...
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Baada ya kuolewa binti alitembelewa na mama yake kama baada ya wiki 2 hivi kumjulia hali. Kwa mastaajabu mama akamkuta binti yake akiwa uchi wa nyama. Akahoji kulikoni? Akajibiwa ni love dress...
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Haki ya mtoto iko wapi TZ,....akikojoa anachapwa ....ila mume akitaka kukojoa anapigwa buusu anaambiwa kojoa tuuu darling,haki ipo wapi?chukua hatua tafadhari.
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1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the
wrapper.
2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or aunt.
3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes...
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Baada ya malalamiko mengi yaliokuwa yanatolewa na nywele za mwilini nywele za kichwani zikaitisha kikao cha nywele zote mwilini kusikiliza malalamiko yao.NYWELE ZA KWAPANI-mweshimiwa mm nashangaa...
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A village boy was going to Buguruni to visit his uncle. When the bus arrived the conductor announced that they had arrived.
The boy jumped jously shouting "Buguruni" "Buguruni" Buruguni"
He was so...
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Enzi nikiwa mdogo hawa jamaa walikuja kuweka nguzo katika nyumba yetu, lakini cha kushangaza baba siku hiyo alitufukuza watoto wote pale nyumbani.......tuliporudi tukakuta nguzo imesimamisha...
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Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe,
akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamume amesimama
kitandani.
"Toka hapa! Nani wewe unakuja kitandani...
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Ukipenda hakuna anayehisi unapenda.......ukilia hakuna anayehisi machungu yake......ukiumia hakuna anayehisi maumivu yako....jaribu kujamba uone kila mtu jicho kwako.
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Jamani nauliza kama naweza kupata redio yenye CD tatu,na iwe na uwezo wa kusoma USB kwa bei ya 350000 Tsh,haraka sana
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Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "in reality"??-
Dad: I will show you...?Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1...
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"Bra Sizes" Have u ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G,GG and H are the Letters used 4 bra sizes? If u have wondered why,but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,Well its about time you...
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man: i could go to the end of the world for you. woman: yes, but would you stay there? man: i offer you myself. woman: i am sorry, i never accept cheap gifts...
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Kulikuwa na wafungwa watatu Muafrika,Muarabu na mzungu ambao walikuwa wanatakiwa wapewe mtihani kdogo ili wakifaulu watasamehewa wakifeli itabidi waendelee kufungwa King akawapa muda watembelee...
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Ilikuwa kuna harusi, watu wamesha chinja ngombe na wanaendelea na mambo mengine. Mbwa walionekana kutocheza mbali na eneo hilo ila watoto walikuwa hawawapi raha kwa kuwalenga mawe. Kama masihara...
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Siku moja mume na mke wake waliandaa sherehe ya kumtahiri kijana wao... Wakatayarisha kadi kwa lugha ya Kiengereza lkn kwa bahati mbaya wakashindwa kuandika 'Sherehe ya Kutahiri' kwa Kiengereza...
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Kutokana na kuwepo ongezeko la tatizo la unene, kampuni moja ya vinywaji ilijitolea kutengeneza kinywaji kitakachowezesha kupunguza unene wa mtu. Watu wengi duniani walinufaika na kinywaji hicho...
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to...
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Mchina mmoja alionja joto ya jiwe pale kwa bahati mbaya alipomwaga maharagwe ya bibi wa kihehe huko maeneo ya njombe iringa,
mchina huyo baada ya kumwaga maharagwe hayo akawa anamwambia yule...
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