JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
This year we will experience 4 unusual dates.... 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 ...
NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus
the age you will be this year...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
1K Views
A blonde sitting in economy class on a flight going to Chicago suddenly stands up and sits down in a seat in first class. A flight attendant watching her goes over to her and says, "Excuse me...
0 Reactions
26 Replies
3K Views
When you lift the phone you say Hello....
Do you know what is the real meaning of Hello ?
It is the name of a girl !!!
YES !!!!!!!!!!!
And do you know who is that girl ??
Margaret Hello...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
1K Views
Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead...
0 Reactions
2 Replies
1K Views
A Person asked an intellectual.
"How do i get the best out of life?"
INTELLECTUAL:-Face your past without regrets,Handle your present with confidence,Prepare for the future without fear:thinking...
0 Reactions
1 Replies
1K Views
Priest: What is your sin child?
Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch...
Priest: Why?
Girl : Father he touched me....
Priest: Like this????
(The priest then touches the...
0 Reactions
3 Replies
1K Views
Kuna profesa mmoja pale Mlimani, alikuwa baada ya kumaliza lecture, anaongozana na wanafunzi kuelekea lunch kwa mama ntilie. Sasa nasikia wanaitwa mama lishe.
Akifika huko, mama ntilie...
0 Reactions
7 Replies
2K Views
Padre kawauliza waumini:
PADRE: Ni kiungo gani cha mwili hupatikana katika sehemu iliyojificha na kina wingi wa unyevunyevu kinaweza kufanya ndoa iwe IMARA sana au KUYUMBA?
WAUMINI: Kimya huku...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views
Jamani tusaidiane katika hili. Inawezekana kuota bila kuwa usingizini au lazima uwe usingizi
0 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views
MTOTO: mama na huu nao ni mswaki? (akionyesha nyeti yake)
mama: hapana nani ka kwambia?
mtoto: si nimemuana baba amemwingizia dada mdamoni (housegirl)
0 Reactions
8 Replies
2K Views
Mulokozi (Mhaya) kamaliza degree ya sheria UD, sasa karudi Bukoba
akaanzisha kijiofisi chake.
Shughuli ikaanza hivi, kakaa kwa muda mrefu bila ya kupata customer
kama zali vile, siku moja...
0 Reactions
11 Replies
2K Views
Jamani mi naomba watu kama wanaanzisha vitu/Starehe hapa Dar wawe wabunifu na kufikiria wakifanyacho, Talking about the Khanga moja thing, Jamani hao wanawake ni vumbi, wachafu, wanakalisha watu...
0 Reactions
16 Replies
3K Views
Katika kusafiri ndani ya ndege padre mmoja alimkaribisha sheikh chakula.Ndipo Sheikh kamuuliza ni chakula gani.Padre kajibu ni sausage iliotengenezwa kwa nyama ya nguruwe.Sheikh kamjibu sisi...
0 Reactions
0 Replies
2K Views
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The...
0 Reactions
8 Replies
1K Views
Wanaume wote raia wa kigeni watakaotaka kuwaoa wanawake wa nchini Tajikistan watalazimika kuzifungua waleti zao na kuwanunulia nyumba wake zao kabla ya ndoa kwa mujibu wa sheria mpya iliyopitishwa...
0 Reactions
8 Replies
2K Views
Mwanamke mmoja wa nchini Italia amefungua kesi ya madai ya talaka mahakamani mwezi mmoja baada ya kuolewa kutokana na kitendo cha mumewe kumleta mama yake kwenye fungate (honeymoon) ya harusi yao...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views
electronic woman.......
~ Hard Disk Woman: She remembers everything. FOREVER.
~ RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
~ Windows Woman: Everyone knows that she...
0 Reactions
1 Replies
811 Views
7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
B - Beautiful,
R - Responsible,
E - Energetic,
A - Adorable,
S - Sweet,
T - Truthful
S - Self-Organised
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
0 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views
Jamaa mmoja alikata tiketi ya bahati nasibu na akawa anasubiri siku ya mchezo ifike ili ajue kama atapata milioni mia. Mkewe akamuuliza.
"Mume wangu utaendelea kunipenda hivi hata kama...
0 Reactions
10 Replies
2K Views
Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night!
0 Reactions
2 Replies
4K Views