Maajabu kwa mlevi

[Mkwaruzo]

Baada ya kurudi chooni, mlevi akaanza kumhadithia mke wake.
Mlevi: Mke wangu, chooni nimeona maajabu. Nimefungua mlango, taa ikawaka. Nikajaribu kuufunga, taa imezima. Nilipofungua tena imewaka, mi nikaogopa kuingia chooni, nikakojoa nikiwa nimesimama pale pale mlangoni.
Mke (huku akiwa kachukiwa akaanza kusema): Sh**z, mlevi mkubwa wee, ushaenda kukojoa ktk FRIJI...

 

[Globu]

Safi sana. Nafikiri alikunywa GONGO huyo

 

[Kimbweka]

Duh haya bana

 

[Slm]

Ha! Ulevi gani huo, huyo kazidi

 

[Mkwaruzo]

Ha! Ulevi gani huo, huyo kazidi

hebu ipitie ile ya It's me utajua nani kazidi

 

[Babu Lao]

Huyu ndio mlevi wa karne ya 21!!!

 

[Washawasha]

viva walevi

 

[Ney wa Barca]

huyo akunywa pombe za kienyeji

 

[Garmii]

Ndio adabu ya ulabu ilivyo.

 

[Mmwaminifu]

Huyo mlevi kweli.

 

[Matti]

tehe tehe teheee!