JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
"Baba nataka kuoa"
"Huwezi kuoa sasa mwanangu, wewe bado mdogo, lazima ukue na kupata mwanamke unayempenda."
"Nimeshampata baba"
"Umempata! Nani?"
"Bibi"
"Bibi yako ni mama yangu...
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Man went to a pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a prostitute approached his wife & whispered "DEMAND CASH B4 SEX," he doesn't PAY!
The wife gets angry and starts shouting at the...
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Edson kaenda kwa daktari, lakini kabla ya kutibiwa akamwambia dokta.
"Nina tatizo, lakini naomba kabla hujanitibu uniahidi kitu kimoja"
"Kitu gani Edson?"
"Kwamba hautanicheka."
"Kwa maadili...
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Kuna familia moja ambayo baba na mama wote wako busy sana na majukumu yao kwa hiyo wakitoka huwa housegirl anaenda kusafisha chumbani na kuweka mambo safi kila mahala. Sasa kuna siku moja baba...
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Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free for life...
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:bathbaby:Umejitayarisha kwenda kuoga umevaa taulo
MAMAMKWE na MKEO wamekaa katoto chako kadogo kana miezi kama 8/9 kanacheza una kachukua na kukirusha ghafla taulo lina dondoka mtoto yupo hewani...
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Nimefanya ka utafiti kasiko rasmi, nimegundua kuwa, wanawake hawapendani kabisaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Kwa mfano wanawake kwa wanawake wananyanyasana zaidi wao kwa wao kuliko wanavyo nyanyaswa na...
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SHULE ya Msingi Liwiti iliyopo Tabata ipo hatarini kukosa wanafunzi baada ya wazazi kutishia kuwaondoa watoto wao kutokana na tishio la mwanafunzi mmoja kutuhumiwa kuwa mchawi.Mwanafunzi huyo wa...
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*Kondakta *: Kaa mkao wa pesa.
*Abiria *: Si tumetosha? Twende basi!
*Kondakta*: Tunafanya kazi kwa hesabu mama mdogo.
*Abiria*: Hebu twendeni. Kuna watu huko mbele.
*Kondakta*: Kama una...
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Careful with the name you give your child. It might just reveal your obsession!!!
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
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Mvuta bangi karejea kwake usiku, kamkuta mkewe kalala na chupi yenye kimkanda tu kwa nyuma(g string). Jamaa kaanza kucheka mpaka mke wake akaamka, akamuuliza unacheka nini? Kamjibu, ni mara yangu...
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Jamani nani anajua Chagga day iko lini na inafanyika wapi 2011? tafadhali tuungane kwenye hili
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Wife to husband- "U dont Luv Me at all.." Husband points towards their five children and says- "do u think I downloaded them from google"?
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A peak of female innocence, which always dare me to marry back in home country =))!!! A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time...
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Umelala,ukaota umekufa,uko mbinguni,ila malaika akakwambia unanafasi ya kurudi tena duniani.Ila uchague,urudi kama kuku au kama bata.Ukaöna bora kuku.Ukaambiwa lazima ufanye mazoezi ya kutaga,basi...
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Kwa makanisa ya wakatoliki yenye maeneo makubwa maranyingi mapadre
huzikwa kwenye maeneo hayo. Kisa hiki kilitokea kwenye makaburi
walikozikwa watumishi wa mungu. Vijana walienda kuiba...
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Little Johnny was known for his vulgarity. Once, the teacher called all the girls and said, "Today if Johnny says anything vulgar, you get up n walk out, as a sign of protest."In class, Johnny...
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A WIFE IS LIKE A TV
When Comparison comes around: -
A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got...
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy...
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Kama utani vile ila jamaa wapo, na wana wateja kama kawaida.
Chirbit - huduma ya kulia msibani - mambo - share audio easily
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