JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mchagga alinunua mbuzi! Akamwambia mpishi; Nyama nusu ipikie pilau na
nyingine itie kwenye friza! Kichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi
chukuchuku! Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo...
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YANAYO TUFANYA TUWE WASWAHILI...
1.Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka
urafiki na kila anayetaka kuzungumza na wewe,
halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo(usiyemjuwa
undani wake wala tabia...
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"Hi dear
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular...
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Jomo
The speech below was also allegedly made by him.
"Ladies and Women, my beloved husbands and men in this general assembly I am thank you very difficult for your kind to forgive me this hour...
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Jamani naomba kuuliza hapa JF kua kuna watu wawili majina yao yanashabihiana! Hivi huyu Paka Mweusi na PakaJimmy je wanaundugu wowote? Asanteni sana kama mtanifanyia huu uvumbuzi kuhusu hawa The...
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WIFE:-What will you do when i die?
HUSBAND:- Get mad
WIFE:-Want you get married?
HUSBAND:- MAD MAN CAN DO ANY THING :spider:
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It has been said that Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle, but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out!
Can you answer the following questions? in just one, same word? Yes...
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They get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat ROCK HARD!
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DOCTOR:-Awambia vichaa lieni kama kuku.
Ikawa zogo isipo kuwa mmoja alibaki kimya
DOCTOR:-Wewe vipi mbona kimya?
MGONJWA:-NATAGA:spider:
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Kuna ticha mmoja wa English alikuwa anafundisha class viunganishi,i.e IN,UNDER,and ON.
Akawa anafundisha kwa vitendo si unajua sahivi lazima uwe na CHEATING AIDS!!!
Akawa kapanda JUU ya meza...
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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make...
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Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that...
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my
Intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
Cause I still have mine.'
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The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconuttree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion, A Chimp , A Giraffe,
......AND...
A Squirrel
They decide to compete to see...
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It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
On this particular day a...
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Rweyemamu : Dad I want to marry Kutona
Dad : No ways my son, Kutona is your sister, her father was working in JHB so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to Kutona, but plis...
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Man found many ways to cheat God...
But God punishes him by simply making him HUSBAND!!!
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