Never lie to a woman

[Kimbweka]

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

 

[StaffordKibona]

This means he did not go fishing. He was getting services of KA SMALL HOUSE

 

[MESTOD]

He was fishing, at other type of sea. The results, fish will be out after 9 months. Usihofu mke wangu, samaki anakuja.

 

[Blaki Womani]

Ha ha ha njia ya mwongo ni fupi

 

[sijuikitu]

that does not necessarily mean he was cheating....maybe he's the james bond type.

 

[sijuikitu]

just realised james bond is a bad example....lol

 

[Architect E.M]

it is also possible alipewa fishing box nyingine na boss wake jamani

 

[TANMO]

Nitamwambia nilitumia fishing Box ya rafiki yangu baada ya kusahau yangu ofisini wakati tunaondoka, halafu naenda kuileta then nacheki kama kweli aliniwekea. Life Goes on (i guess!)..

 

[drphone]

ukiwa mwongo ucwe msahaulifu

 

[Hardman]

my governing principle is that the good liar must hav good memory

 

[Sigma]

Tell a good lie, keep record and lie again. Guys, Lies , saves a lot in relationships, marriages. Lies and Love are inseparable.