Mtoto alimuona babake anakojoa
MTOTO>Baba hiyo nini?
BABA>Heshima
Siku ya birthday ya mtoto.DJ akasema Sasa ni zamu ya birthday boy kutoa HESHIMA Kwa wageni waalikwa mtoto kwa haraka sana...
One day Bill and Tom went to the restaurant for dinner.As soon as the waiter took out two steaks,Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasn't happy about that:"when are you...
Kutokana na matukio haya mawili abiria kutoka tanzania ambao ni wanasiasa wamekuwa wakizuiwa kusafiri kwa shirika la ndege la Afrika kusini.
Tukio la kwanza.
Wabunge wawili wa CHADEMA wakiwa...
Kuna tetesi kuwa JK alipokuwa Ufaransa alidondoka mara mbili,nasikia amerudi bongo kimya kimya na sasa ameenda kwa babu kule Loliondo ili apewe tiba ya ugonjwa wake wa kudondoka dondoka ovyo.
Mchaga kapata mtoto wa Kipwani. Kwenda guest house, mwanamke kavua nguo!shanga tele! MCHAGA:Yesuu na maria!hisi rosari simeibiwa Parokia gani? oteee!!!!
Kutoka kwenye maktaba yetu ya matukio yanayohusu bunge la jamhuri kuna matukio mawili yanayohusu wabunge wa CCM na CHADEMA wakati wa kuapishwa kama ifuatavyo:
Tukio la kwanza.
Mbunge mmoja wa...
A Girl sending msg to her lover>
If you are Sleeping,Send me your Dream.
If you are Crying, Send me your Tears.
If you are Laughing, Send me your Laugh.
THE LOVER REPLY BACK>
I AM IN THE...
Kutokana na mazingira unayo ishi hasa ukiangalia yale yanayowatokea wenzako waliyo tofauti na wewe kijinsia, ingekuwaje kwako?
Kiupande wangu, mi naona ningelikuwa nimeshaolewa na nina totoz kama...
Mtoto kaona nyeti ya baba yake, Akauliza "nini hii"? Baba,akajibu "ni Heshima", kesho yake wakaja wageni, baba akamwambia mtoto, "toa heshima kwa wageni", mtoto akatoa Nyeti yake, akaonesha...
Wakati anadakia dakia (mahojiano) na kutokwenda na utaratibu wa mahakama, jaji alimwamuru askari kwa kumwambia: mpe chai. Yule mdakiaji akapigwa mkono m1 wa nguvu, akatulia. Baada ya mambo...
Mtoto mmoja aliamua kulitoa lililoko moyoni mwake kwa muda mrefu mazungumzo yalikua hivi:-MTOTO-mama nikwambie kitu?MAMA-niambie tu mwanangu.MTOTO-wakati nipo tumboni kunalidudu lilikua...
A husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home...
Juzi baada ya rais Kikwete kutoka ufaransa alipitia Marekani na alipokelewa na Obama mida ya usiku,walivyokuwa wanatoka airport kwenda hotelini sehemu zote kuna umeme isipokuwa jengo moja,Kikwete...
My All JF Dearest Ladies and Gents
Thanks very much for giving a good and wonderful knowledge and view about Love, Relationship and Friendship. You corrected me where I was wrong.
Thank you...
Habari zenu wapendwa na wapenzi wa jamvi hili. Kuna kitu kidogo nimekiona katika jukwaa hili hivyo nimeamua kukiweka hapa ili kujuwa ni kwa nini kinatokea. Naamini jamvi hili linapendwa na wengi...
Baba alikuwa anamwambia mtoto wake "si ruhusa kusema wakati tunakula, hasa tukiwa na wageni".
Siku moja walipata mgeni, wakati wa kula mtoto akaanza "Baba..."
Jicho alilomtolea mwanawe lilitosha...
Baada ya kufikiria sana mtoto akaamua kumuuliza mama yake: mtoto anamuliza mama hivi mama wewe pamoja na baba mbona amnipendi, mama akasema kwa nini mwanangu. mtoto akajibu: baba kanunua daladala...
Mechi ya jana isingeonyeshwa watu wangevunjana meno mtaani. Cheki stori za mtaani watu ambao wamesikia kwenye radio tu huku kwetu kusikokuwa na umeme.
'' unajua nini ile ngoma imegonga mwamba...
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