Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the...
1: In this life we live, there are two things involved, Its either you are a man or you are a woman,
2: If you are a woman, you are safe, But, if you are a man, there are two things involved...
In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast "
coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an
unwanted...
Mama mmoja alikuwa anagombana na mumewe kabla ya kulala.
"Mke wangu vipi, mbona mkali"
"Nimekuta hiki kikaratasi kwenye mfuko wa kaptula yako kimeandikwa Annie Louis. Nataka uniambie ni nani huyu...
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him and asked; "Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"
The surprised patient said; "Why doctor...
Mzungu mmoja alipita katika kijiji cha Igangidung'u na bahati mbaya alishikwa na haja kubwa alipokuwa akikatiza mashambani kwa wenyeji. Baada ya kuhakikisha kwamba hapakuwa na mtu jirani alijitoma...
Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent people.
He asked how she...
The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.
The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said...
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."...
Vp wandugu,jamaa mmoja alitaka kumtega mkewe kama anagawa uroda nje ama la,bac ikabidi uongee na mshikaji wake ili wamtege,jamaa akampa note moja ya Tsh 10,000/ huyu mshikaji wake ili amnunue...
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