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Jamaa mmoja alikua anakata roho,muda huo mkewe alikua karibu nae,jamaa akamwambia mkewe"mke wangu naomba unisamehe kuna kosa kubwa nimekufanyia,nilitembea na dada yako,mdogo wako,rafiki yako na...
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Wa awamu ya kwanza alikuwa anaitwa BABA MAKONGORO wa Awamu ya pili anaitwa BABA ALLY wa Awamu ya nne anaitwa BABA RHIZI WA AWAMU YA TATU ANAITWA BABA NANI????????????????
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Wakati wa kampeni ya uchaguzi wa mwaka jana Dr Slaa alisema kuirudisha CCM madarakani ni sawa na kujitafutia maafa. Hali inavyokwenda sasa Serikali imepigika, wananchi wamepigika. Mnaionaje kauli...
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Jamaa 1 alikuwa akikojoa kichakani,nyuki akamg'ata kichwa cha kikojoleo,kitu kikavimba kweli,alipofika kwake mkewe akawa anamtoa ule mwiba wa nyuki huku akisali kimoyo;mungu naomba muondolee mme...
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Mlevi 1 alipanda daladala akakaa siti 1 na mlokole,mlokole akaanza kumhubiria yule mlevi; mpendwa mwenzangu unajua unaenda motoni? Mlevi akashtuka na kupayuka; we konda nishushe kumbe huendi...
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Juzi nasikia uliwakatikia watu bar, jana ukamkatikia bosi ofisini, leo umenikatikia mimi chumbani sijui una matatizo gani. Jamani huu UMEME!!!!!
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Hili neno noma lipo kwenye msamiati wa kiswahili lilianzia wapi?tujuzane jamani
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Je, wajua kuwa paka ukimrusha kutoka gorofa ya 7 anakufa lakini ukimrusha kutoka gorofa ya 14 hafi?
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The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I...
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Mlevi alianguka kwenye pipa la taka makalio yake yakiwa nje kidogo.., akapita kichaa akamtia Kidole... Mlevi akatingisha makalio... Kichaa akauliza ''HUU MTAA UNA MATAJIRI KWELI, YANI makalio...
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Kikwete-Viongozi Afrika wawe wabunifu RAIS Jakaya Kikwete amesema Bara la Afrika lipo hatarini kuwa masikini wa kutupwa kuliko mabara yote duniani ikiwa viongozi wake hawatapata mbinu mpya za...
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A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, “Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?” To which the man replies, “Yes, my girlfriend and I...
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Mkolu anashuhudia Ob akigonga kikombe baada ya kumshugulikia Osama
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[9x2=18,1+8=9],[9x5=45,4+5=9],[9x7=63,6+3=9],[9x11=99,9+9=18,1+8=9],[9x29=261,2+6+1=9],[9x219=1971,1+9+7+1=18,1+8=9] and so on and on and on...keep trying with other intergers.
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Mambo yalivyo ndani ya CCM tumefikia mahali tujiulize wanatupeleka wapi?Natutavumilia mpaka linii???KAMA ktk Azimio la Zanzibar UBONGO, ili la sasa kujivua GAMBA Ni-KUJIVU NGUA NGUO . Tunelekea...
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Leo sina muda wa kutosha ila nataka kuweka wazi mafanikio ya Tanzania tangu tupate uhuru. Yafuatayo ni mafanikio halisi na sababu za kujivunia uhuru wetu wa miaka 50: i) Pamoja na kuwa na mito...
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“Sitaenda kwenye maandamano. Hata tukiandamana hakuna kitakachobadilika.” Iliuwa kauli ya kwanza ya Mtanzania mmoja. Mwingine naye, “Nendeni tu kwenye mkutano. Mtakalolizungumza lolote kwangu ni...
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:A S 103::A S 103: sorry sana...lol
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