tajiri mmoja mkubwa akiwa so bored,alisimama kando ya bwawa lake lenye mamba wakali wanyama wengine wa majini, alimuita msaidizi wake na kumuamrisha amletee watu watatu wenye ujuzi wa kuogelea...
A small boy asked a little girl if She would marry him.
Im sorry dear, She replied. In my family we all marry our relatives. My grandmother married my grandmother, and my uncle married my...
Jikumbushe ucheke kidogo.
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the...
Wawindaji wanne,mmoja akiwa na torch(kurunzi).Wakiwa wanatembea msituni usiku,mwanga wa kurunzi yao ulimulika kitu kama mnyama nyati aliyekaa.Wakazima kurunzi haraka kisha wakajipanga na bunduki...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of...
Source: Yahoofriends
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing...
Katika Pitapita yangu huko kwa wataalumu wa Utani, nimemsikia mtaalamu wa kutania watu wa "Bwagamoyo" anasema kuwa JK kamueleza kuwa kutokana na kashi kashi za uandaaji wa Katiba mpya, uvuaji...
Katika shule moja mkoani Tanga katika darasa fulani kulitokea mwanafunzi mmoja kuwa mkorofi sana. Yeye katika kila orodha ya wanafunzi watukutu huwa hakosekani. Siku moja baada ya kufanya ukorofi...
mama mmoja akiwa na mwanae anampa mazoezi ya kutembea:
mara anatokea mlevi huku akipepesuka kwa ulevi
mlevi:"haki ya nani sijawahi kuona toto baya kama hili tangu nizaliwe"
Baada ya mlevi...
mother talking to her 13 year old daughter!
mother: your grown up now, i think its time we talk about sex
daughter: yes mother, what style do you want to know?
kuna jamaa alimtembelea dada yake ambaye alikuwa amejifungua mtoto wa kike.alipofika akapewa mpwa ili amsalimu kama desturi zetu. dada m2 mara akaenda
bafuni kuoga.mara mtoto akaanza kulia...
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
An elephant asks a camel;why are your breasts on your back?,"WELL",says the camel,I think that is a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face!
ni jadi yetu mgeni akikutembelea nyumbani ukamwandalia chochote, mfano chai,soda, maji ya kunywa nk. but kwanini ukimwandalia soda unaifungua mbele yake? ama bia pia unafungua mbele yake? je ni...
Am a psychic old rebel, thats just what I am
For this yankie nation I do not give a damn,
Am glad I didn't fight ufisadi, I only wish we won
I ain't asking any pardon for anything I've done
I...
Mnamo mwaka 1983 nyerere aliamuru watu wote wa mikoa ya kusini warudi makwao kwenda kuendeleza miji yao wasije mjini basi ilkuwa kasheshe kwa ndugu zangu kina chukulubu kurudi kwao sasa police...
Kuna jamaa alinunua kasuka ambaye alishindwa mfuga kwa sababu alikua anatukana sana. Jamaa akaamua kumrudisha ili apewe mwingine au arudishiwe pesa yake. Alipo fika kwa muuza kasuku mazungumzo...
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