Siku moja tu baada ya harusi yao, mke akagundua kuwa mume wake ni kikojozi. Akamvumilia mpaka wakamaliza wiki moja. Siku moja mke akamwambia.
"Mume wangu, majirani wanaona kila siku tunaanika...
CCM . . . . Acheni kufanya siasa za kuwashambulia chadema kwani mnawaongezea umaarufu. Kumbukeni jambo moja kwamba nchi maskini kama Tanzania matatizo ni mengi sana na karibu yoote ni rahisi sana...
Talk of stress!
Level of stress: you give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital , they say she is...
Tulianza kama utanituu,safari hii tuikuwa Kitandani!
Nikiimgeuzia huku yumo,nikibadili mchezo, yumo nikaona duh! imekula kwangu leo.
Nikampa viwili kwanza fasta fasta kisha nikamuuliza"una...
Siku moja kijana mmoja alikamatwa akiiba nguo ambazo zilikuwa zimeianikwa kwenye kamba mtaa fulani maeneo ya Kinondoni Dar es Salaam. Ilikuwa kama saa sita na nusu hivi usiku. Baada ya...
Habare wanathnker! Ninaomba mnisaidie na kama kunawanasayansi wanielimishe kwanini KISAMVU HAKIIVI KIKIKATWA KATWA KAMA KABICHI MPAKA KITWANGWE (hata ukitumia kuni meli 20)eti wanajamii inakuwaje...
Mshikaji alikuwa anaendesha punda. Siku moja alimuuliza rafiki yake, "kwa nini gari zinaenda mbio?" akamjibu "zinatumia mafuta". Siku ya pili akaenda sheli na punda wake. Alipofika akamnyanyua...
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide.
"The pharmacist asked, "Why in...
Guess what, I am among the three candidates shortlisted to take DSK's position. It's me, Gordon Beown and another Germany guy.
Please my fello JF members put your prayers on me.
IF God wishes...
Ukifuatilia tv kuna tangazo moja la kondom. Jamaa kaenda umasaini kuposa. Sharti ikawa ajue kuruka kimasai. Mara ya tatu kuruka akadondosha kondom. Sasa pale binti anapomcheki jamaa kwa nishai...
1. Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka urafiki na kila
anayetaka kuzungumza na
wewe, halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo (usiyemjuwa undani wake wala tabia zake)aunt au anco!.
2. Asilimia 90 ya...
Jaman huyu dada anayeitwa miss judith huwa namzimia sn hasa anapochangia mada humu jf,huwa c mtu wa kukurupuka na anawasilisha vilivyo binafs huwa anaukonga moyo wangu!miss judith upooo...?
kuna mbwa mmoja hivi askari wa jeshi la marekani alikuwa ni balaa kwa kukamata wezi, mkuu wa mkoa wa kilimanjaro akamuomba, baada ya siku 3 alikamata wezi 10. mkuu wa mkoa wa dar naye akumuomba...
KIJANA WA KIDOSI BAADA YA KUMALIZA TUITION YA KISWAHILI, ANAJIBU IFUATAVYO:
(1) Mfa maji? tampa life jacket hiyo.
(2) Mwenda pole? tachelewa fika hiyo.
(3) Usipoziba ufa ? mizi taona...
Kabla ya hukumu ya kesi kuanza,hakimu aliwatazama mawakili wawili wa kambi pinzani,akasema,"nimepewa rushwa na nyinyi wote"."mawakili wote wakapigwa na butwaa".Hakimu akaendelea,"Bwana Leon...
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