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najiuliza kila siku hivi ni lazima taarifa habari kwenye luninga zetu isomwe saa nzima? hivi wanaamini tumekaa tunatazama? hivi zile habari za africa mashariki wakenya nao wanaonyesha habari za...
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Mbunge moja nchin kenya ametinga bungeni akiwa amevalia sunglas na heren maskion,hii imekaaje?
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The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid...
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Rafiki yangu kaniletea haya. Naomba kuwashirikisha. CCM: Semina unakutana na watawala wenzako - wachache Chadema:Ziara mikoani unakutana na umma CCM: Semina unafundisha ujanja, ghiliba...
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jamani humu ndani kuna mtu alikuwa anaitwa ACID sijui alipotelea wapi. Popote ulipo unaombwa urudi michango yako tunaimiss!! we miss your CRITICAL thinking!! Zawadi itatolewa kwa yeyote...
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Kwa mujibu wa gazeti la Dira , inadaiwa, kuwa kuna waziri katika Wizara ya Viwanda na Biashara mwenye uraia wa Marekani. Kwamba Waziri huyo anatumia hati mbili za kusafiria. Pichani kushoto ni...
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Mchaga mmoja alidondoka kwenye kisima cha maji akapiga kelele huku anatapatapa mkewe akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia; mume akauliza umenunua sh.ngapi? Mke akamjibu, buku; akamwambia, irudishe...
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Dear ALL, I'm moving …….. Just to let you all know I have resigned and will be relocating to Dodoma in June 2011. Thank you for all your love. My house is...
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A Man and a Casket........ A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to...
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I have good news and bad news Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus...
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Nyingi huwa hivi.....
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Tazama mkware huyu alivyojiokoa toka mikononi mwa polisi. Wenye kupenda mchezo huu jifunzeni sarakasi!
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Kuna jamaa alimuomba mganga amfundishe kutabiri, mganga akamwambia vua nguo kisha akaanza kumpaka mafuta m a t a k o n i. Jamaa akamuuliza mganga ''Unataka k u n i fi......a? Mganga akajibu 'Naona...
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Mamboz wote mlioko ndani humu Nawakaribisha kesho nina function ndogo ya kuongezewa miaka mingine ya kuishi yaani kesho ndo BIRTHDAY yangu, naitaji ukaribu wenu Yrs so welcome:A S 103::dance:
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Source: Yahoo friends Good Morning! The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a...
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Nimeshangaa kuona chama chenye fikra za kuwa na mwelekeo mpya, kuwa na mawazo ya kizamani. Chadema kuwapeleka watu kwa "Babu" kutibiwa!!, inasikitisha! Taifa linahitaji fikra za kuwatoa WTZ ktk...
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ZIRO:Hizi timu zinazocheza leo siijui jina hata timu moja! UNCLE PAT:Okay ni man united na Real madrid. ZIRO:Hao wenye jezi nyekundu ni timu gani...
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Nje ya nyumba ya padre furani kuna mti wa matunda. Watoto huwa wanakwenda kuyachuma pasipo kuzuiliwa na father huyo wala watumishi wake. Jioni moja padre alikuta matunda mengi yameanguka chini...
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Wana JF,NEJARIBU BILA MAFANIKO SASA NIMEONA NGOJA NIWEKE WAZI KWENU,KWELI NAHITAJI KUOA KAMA KUNA MDADA ALIYE TAYARI KUOLEWA NAOMBA ANIANDIKIE KWENYE PRIVATE PROFILE NDIO TUTAWASILIANA VIZURI,KWA...
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