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# Mathematics of women

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Speaker, Apr 19, 2011.

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1.To find a woman,you need time and money,there fore
women=Time*money

2."Time is money",so
Time=money

3.Therefore,
women=money*money
women=(money)^2

4.Money is the root of all problems
money=(problems)^1/2

Therefore,...
women=((problems)^1/2)^2

women=problems

Can you prove that the opposite is true?

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kweli unanitafuta uchokozi..
mmmhhhhh

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women=problems

hivi zote zipo wewe?? women=problems ww ungekuwepo duniani mama yako si angekutupia kwenye shimo la choo alipokuwa na mimba ya mwezi mmoja!!!

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leh!!!!umetafuta mada zooote hapa diuniani umeona inayomhusu mwanamke=problms ndio ya maana sio?

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nilikuwa nataka ni ku pm sasa ivi

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here comes the show,karibuni country music jama

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huyo si ni hitler, angalia avator yake, kuna mtu mwenye akili timamu anaweza kumpraise hitler? teh teh

8. ### SpeakerJF-Expert Member

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Huwezi kitu wewe,mwenyewe anajua ni hesabu za kuchangamsha akili

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Hitlear the don hahaha,ni balaa huyu mjamaa

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Ni hesabu tu,you can prove it the other way around hesabu hua hazikatai chochote kile

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yaani wkt mwingine unajuta kuingia JF!!!

at list umenipunguza hasira kunihakikishia kuwa inawezekana hazimo zote!!!

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aaaaaah hakuna cha hesabu hapo wala cha numbers!!! kama ulikuwa huna thread ya maana ungebakia kuwa mchangiaji tu!!

13. ### SpeakerJF-Expert Member

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Aaaah susy,kweli umejuta kuingia JF?
Basi igeuze hiyo hesabu ilete,..."men=problems"

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balaa kivipi? na kwa nini una mpraise? wewe jamaa hamnazo teh teh !! usimind tu lakini

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geuza mwenyewe ,kwa nini unataka ugeuziwe na susy?

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Mmmmh,watu kama mimi hua hatugeuzi bana we vipi?
ushawahi geuza?

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Kama unavo praise simba sports club,......kwanini?

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hahahaaha lol
mmmhh hili ndo tatizo
la ubongo, uti na akili ku connect na ****** wako
wako hahahah lol nilijua tu unataka kuni PM
ndo maana nika wahi hahahahah lol

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This conclusion is only true for those who believe in its premices:
1. If you believe that time and money will give you a woman
2. If you believe that money is the root to all problems.
But if you believe in love and look at money as a mean, not an end by itself then the premices are wrong and so is the conclusion. Ao wasemaje Afrodenzi?:nerd:

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