JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
As one of the fellow JF and MMU member,
i wish you good day
i wish you good month
i wish you good year
i wish you good life
get more love
get more fun
get more laughters
get all what you need...
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APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
The Managing Director
Foods and Beverages (N) Ltd.,
Ingbo Village Road
Lagos
Nigeria
Dear Sir,
REF: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent...
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This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would...
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Tangazo kwa wachaga wote;Chuo kipya kabisa cha kichaga (CHAGGA UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF LIFE) kinatangaza kozi mpya kwa mwaka wa masomo 2011/2012 kama ifuatavyo;1-UBAHILI Miezi 3. 2-ULEVI miezi...
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Kuna jamaa ambaye sisi masela wenzie huwa anatumania kweli, akianza kukutania hadi unatamani utoe machozi, lakini cha ajabu ukimtania yeye atakushikia marungu, mawe, nk, sasa 2mwelewe vp wana jf?
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jamaa mmoja kama kawaida yake alikuwa amelala na mkewe na mtoto wao mdogo wa kike ilipofika saanane usiku baba akaomba mzigo wakati anashuhulika mara mtoto akashtuka akawa anatazama tu mama anavyo...
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Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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(a)To answer this call,press ANY KEY on your cellular phone keypad,where is the ANY KEY on your phone keypad? (b)Hebu sema SHIKAMOO kwa kiingereza! (c)Maliza na hii...
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Mchaga mmoja alidondoka kwenye kisima cha maji akapiga kelele huku anatapatapa mkewe akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia; mume akauliza umenunua sh.ngapi? Mke akamjibu, buku; akamwambia, irudishe nenda...
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Nje ya nyumba ya padre mmoja katika parokia fulani huko Arusha kulikuwa na mti wa matunda ambapo watoto huenda kuyachuma wakati wowote bila vikwazo kutoka kwa father huyo wala watumishi wengine...
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MC katika kumpamba Bi harusi akasema , "sasa nawapa sifa kubwa ya bibi harusi. tangu mi namfaham huwa havai nguo za ndani." watu wakaduwaaaaaaaa...... Akasema "Narudia kwa mcisitizo na sijakosea...
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jamani humu ndani kuna mtu alikuwa anaitwa ACID sijui alipotelea wapi. Popote ulipo unaombwa urudi michango yako tunaimiss!! we miss your CRITICAL thinking!!
Zawadi itatolewa kwa yeyote...
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:dance:If you are easily offended, don't follow this link. If you want to laugh your pants off, check it out >
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8394/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-april-2011/
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baba baada ya kumtuma mawanae sabuni,mwanae akarudi na pesa,bila sabuni:
baba:"mwanangu jifunze kutumia akili yako vizuri,leo nimekutuma sabuni aina ya mbuni,umekosa ungenunua sabuni aina...
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Haya haya badugu Fellow Tablet1 ndani ya jamvi lengo nikuendelea kupambana na maradhi sugu jamani siapata location naomba mniambie ni location ngani nzuri itanifaa
maana Asprin na Krolokwin wao...
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THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY ALL PARTIES!
NOT ONLY THAT-- it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!!
While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a...
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nilimuuliza babu yangu uzee ni nini?
Akanijibu!
Uzee ni pale unapoambiwa na mpenzi wako"honey tupande chumba cha juu tukafanye mapenzi!"
Wewe unajibu"hapana switi siwezi kufanya vyote viwili...
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Wana JF,
Jana nilipokuwa nimetoka kwa ajili ya chakula cha mchana,nikiwa maeneo ya Survey nakula,nilikaa jirani na majamaa wawili. Kwa hakika nilikuwa naweza kusikia mazungumzo yao. Aliyekuwa...
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