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The Wife story

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Lee Majors

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

    Al Gore

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

    Mike Tyson

    The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

    George Clooney

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

    Bill Clinton

    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

    George W. Bush

    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

    Rudy Giuliani

    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

    Michael Jordan

    "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!

    Donald Trump

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

    Shaquille O’Neal

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

    Kobe Bryant

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    David Hasselhoff

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Alec Baldwin

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Barack Obama

    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

    Tommy Lee

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received hundred some letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    Brad Pitt

    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    Jimmy Kimmel

    “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”

    David Letterman

    “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes!

    Jay Leno

  2. Manumbu

    Manumbu JF-Expert Member

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    zimetulia za kweli!
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Marriage is much like a coffin and every kid is another nail.-Makamba
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    Zasasule JF-Expert Member

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    nimeikubali zaidi ya gorge clooney..imekamata zaidi madada zetu wa kitanzania.