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UK- Ex-minister jailed over expenses fraud Elliot Morley has become the first former minister to be jailed for cheating his expenses after a court sentenced him to 16 months in prison. Morley...
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Mgombea: nitajenga daraja hapa kijijini Wananchi: Mheshimiwa! hakuna mto Mgombea: Nitachimba
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A Mhaya from Tanzania, An American and a Japanise met in a Sauna along Manhattan Street In New York. They were all nude without any cloth on them. Sudennly an American did as if wiping his face...
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wakaka sharobaro buzi fataki ... ..... ....... ......... wadada kimeo sisita du mtoto geti kali mlupo mung'ayembe .......... ......... ............ Tuviendeleze tuone timu gani wana...
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duu!kesho kiama,yaan kesho picha linakwisha,"the end "mchungaji wa marekani huyo,mwaka huu naona watumishi wa bwana wanafunuliwa sana mambo makubwa,babu Loliondo full matibabu,na huyu mchungaji...
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Kuna bwana mmoja alikuwa ameajiri msichana wa kazi kutoka kijijini, sasa kuna siku moja baada ya kupata msosi akaomba toothpick. mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:- Baba: Dada naomba toothpick (stick)...
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...na hawa nuns nao, pengine walikuwa na mazungumzo machafu pia
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Mmarekani, Mjapani na Mtanzania walikutana chuo Kikuu cha Harvard wakaanza kutambiana kuhusu uchaguzi katika nchi zao. Mmarekani akajigamba kwa kusema sisi wamarekani tukishapiga kura, kura...
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Hivi karibuni vyombo vya habari viliripoti mgogoro katika kanisa moja la kianglikani lililopo Ukonga Dar es salaam. Mgogoro huo unatokana na waumini kumkataa kiongozi wa kanisa. Ktk jitihada za...
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Ukipewa namba zinazofuatana katika series yenye constant interval between one number,the previous number and the next number,ni rahisi sana kuzijumlisha,tuanze na idadi witiri ya namba...
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dah,kama vp tuwaenzi wale maticha wanokoooo,kwenye level zote angalao kwa kuwataja majina tu Ndetiyo'mazengo primary 'huyu alikuwa akikuta sehemu yoyote lazima akuangushie stiki za hatari'...
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5+5+5=550,unabisha?duh! Sorry nimekosea,nimesahau mstari mmoja,umalizie basi ili equation yangu iwe sahihi.
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Hivi Mavi yananini??Kwanini??mtu akiyakanyaga hutadhani kakanyaga,mwiba au msumari tena wamoto jinsi atakavyokuwa anachechemea!!
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kuna jamaa mojaa alikuwa ana ishi na mkewe,sasaa jamaa akawa anatabiaa ya kula kilaa siku saa saba au saa nane usiku....wife kavumilia,ikabidi amuulize.jo mbonaa kila siku unakulaa usiku sanaa...
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leo nilikuwa nasikiliza redio moja wakawa wanasema babu kachangia sana maendeleo ya kijiji cha semumge ikiwa na pamoja kuwekewa minara ya sim za mkononi, na kujengewa barabara, wakauliza je hiki...
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jamani me nimekua mnene sana mpk hate ma self,shape ya udada yapotea,nimekua na kitambi sn ht kuvaa magauni nashndwa help me out
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Nyege-zi Bu-hongwa Senge-rema Busu-ruga Em yatajeni mengine wale mnayajua mengi. manake yananishangaza
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Mheshimiwa Rais, mimi ni mpiga kura wako ambaye nimekuwa sifurahishwi na maneno yanayoanza kuzoeleka sasa kama misamiati sahihi ya kuwapa matumaini yasiyokuwepo ama kwa sababu hamna utashi wa...
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tamko la serikali "tutaendelea na utaratibu wa kukata umeme nchi nzima mpaka tutakapoheshimiana,na kutambua nani mkubwa na nani mdogo katika nchi hii,mpaka mtakapowataja woote walioshusha...
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Ni kweli Bro, hawa warombo wamepitiliza bana. Hebu cheki kisa hiki cha kweli kilichotokea US; Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000...
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