samahanini, nimeshindwa kuiweka hapa ila kama itawezekana basi MODS waanisaidie ! kifupi tu nenda kwenye hiyo link hapo chini, utakapoifungua nenda kwenye Wimbo namba 99 imeandikwa FURAHININURU...
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and...
Kuna kijana mmoja alienda kuungama kwa padre.Mojawapo ya dhambi zake ilikuwamo hii ...'Jana usiku nilikwenda beach nikawaona watu wawili wamelala nadhani walikuwa wana...nikawa nawamulika na tochi...
Traffic aliona gari akalisimamisha, akamuuliza dereva wa lile gari. Mbona namba za mbele ziko tofauti na nyuma? Dereva akajibu, Wewe sura na ****** yako vinafanana?
wacha niliweke kitafsida zaidi ..... swali ni kwamba why is it always "If a lock can be opened by more than 1 one key its a crappy lock But if a key can open many doors it's a master key!!!"...
Duh! Eti jaman kwa wale wanafunz wa udom nadhan miez imekaribia ya mama kudundu kuprovide service bt haonekan wakat miez dume imekaribia 2tasalimika kweli?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a...
QUESTION:
"Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete
them on my PC?"
ANSWER:
The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
The Catholic Church's approach...
haya wakuu tupeane updates jinsi pasaka inavojiri katika eneo lako so far. Hapa home kwa mbaaali namwona bimkubwa kama anachambua mchele ivi,ooh yeas naona na dada wa kazi anakata nyama pale....
It's an incentive to show up.
It reduces stress.
It leads to more honest communications.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover...
Jamaa mmoja toka mkoa fulani alikuwa anachangia mada namna ya kupunguza wingi wa mavuno ya viazi kwa mwaka huo kwa kutafuta walaji zaidi (kuuza)jamaa anachangia: ndugu mwenyekiti tatizo letu ni...
SPEAKER:
Who among you had experienced having sex with a ghost? (A farmer
raised his hand). SPEAKER: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a
ghost? FARMER: Ooops, i thought you said goats!!
Jamaa alipiga simu ofisi ya makumbusho ya Taifa.
"Haloo hapo ni makumbusho ya taifa?
OFISI:Ndio tukusaidie nini?
JAMAA:"Ok, naomba mnikumbushe mwaka juzi saa yangu niliipoteza wapi?"...
Jamaa mmoja alirudi kutoa kazini ma mkewe kwa hasira akaanza kumuuliza
mke: Enhe, haya sema ulikua wapi leo siku nzima.
mume: Nilikua ofisini,
mke: mbona ulikua hupatikani hewani muda...
A JOKE FROM Namibia
There was a tourist and a native in Caprivi. They were sailing on the Zambezi river with the Caprivian tour guide.
The tourist asked the Caprivian man, do you know...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the
phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side...
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he...
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