A son asks his daddy the difference between theoretically and realistically. Daddy says " That is hard, but I have an idea. Ask mummy if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for one million pounds" Mummy says yes. Daddy says " Now ask your sister if she would" Sister says yes. Daddy says, "Go ask your brother" He says yes. " Well there you go son, that's your answer, theoretically we're sitting on 3 million pounds, but realistically we're living with 2 sluts and a ****ing faggot!