JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wanajamvi nisaidieni. Nimetembelea mtandao wa CIA na kukuta taarifa za mauaji ya Usama Bin Ladin. Sasa najiuliza kama ndo yuleyule Osama au kuna mwingine. Ninapata mashaka hasa pale tunavyoendelea...
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Many people think complete and finished have the same meaning,read below:
Marry the right person and you are complete.
Marry the wrong person and you are finished.
Extra joke:
A guy comes home...
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Alisikika babu mmoja akipita mtaani, na hii ni baada ya kuona wake zake aliowaoa enzi hizo za radio ya mbao hawampendezi jamani nauza niongezee pesa nliyonayo nioe wa kichina maana mjukuu wangu...
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MIMI NASHINDWA KUELEWA MAANA YA USOMI,HIVI KIKWETE ALIKARIRI AU ALISOMA KUELEWA??HATA KIMOMBO TABU???:embarrassed:
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Husband and Wife agreed dat,anytime they want sex they'll call it 'phone call' so that their kids wont understand.1 day a husband was horny, he told his son 2 tel her mom that he wants to make a...
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Hi everyone,
Read this interesting strory.
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After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer. No salaries increase, No any recommendation...
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Hii ndio First eleven ya Shetani. Lazima ucheze namba yoyote.1:ZINAA. 2:WIZI/UJAMBAZI. 3:UONGO/UTAPELI. 4:ULEVI. 5:BANGI/UNGA. 6:TAMAA/ROHO MBAYA. 7:DHULMA. 8:UCHAWI. 9:RUSWA. 10:KIBURI/DHARAU...
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Kijana ndiyo nguzo na nguvu kazi katika jamii yoyote ile, hivyo wewe kijana wa Tanzania, hakikisha unasimama katika mlengo wa kuikomboa jamii yako, kiuchumi,kisiasa,kielimu n.k.
Vijana tunawajibu...
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Tupende tusipende kuna mwanzo na mwisho wa kila kitu chini ya jua. Binadamu anazaliwa anakuwa mzee na anakufa ili kuacha nafasi kwa wengine kuzaliwa na kuendeleza jamii. Kila species ina growth...
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Na Jumbe Ismailly, Iramba
CHAMA Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) kinaandaa utaratibu wa kuhakikisha kinaboresha maslahi ya wafanyakazi wake kuanzia ngazi ya shina hadi taifa mara tu kitakamilisha kuboresha...
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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a...
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...
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Kama huridhiki na urefu wa kimo chako, nenda Sinza Makaburini, nyuma ya Kilimanjaro Bar kuna zahanati mpya ya wachina wanarefusha mifupa.
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ule usemi wa kambale mkunje angali mbichi ulimtokea mzee mmoja aliyekuwa akimdekeza sana mwanae sikumoja mtoto alimuona baba yake amekaa vibaya mtoto akamwambia baba : baba mbona (nyeti) zako ni...
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Eti nasikia wenye makalio ya kichina kila wakitembea, makalio huwa yanatoa kamlio kama yanapiga makofi. Sasa sijui ni kweli?
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
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Jamaa kafika nyumbani kwake,kakuta mlango wazi,kazama moja kwa moja hadi chumbani,akamkuta mkewe na rafiki yake kitandani wako uchi wa mnyama kama walivyozaliwa.Jamaa kwa hasira akampiga risasi na...
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How Smart is your Foot!
Just try this.
It is from an orthopaedic surgeon... This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but...
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Natamani sana kuja kuiona 24 God knows season ngapi Bauer akiact what happened yesterday! Najua JB wa JF naye anahamu pia!
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