Sijui ni kwa nini wanakuita THE FINEST
Sijui ni kwa nini wengi tunakupenda..
Sijui ni kwa nini twa taka kukujulia hali..Sijui ni kwa nini tunapenda kufurahi nawe.
happy Birthday, The Finest...
Mother said to her daugher;'didn't i tell you if a guy touches your boobs say DONT! and if he touches your private parts say STOP.'
Daughter replied,' but mom he touched both so i said DONT STOP.'
Wadau najaribu kujiuliza sipati jibu kwanini wazenji wana jeuri na kiburi sana mbele ya serikali ya bara?kwanini wanajiamini kuliko sisi wa bara?kila wanachotaka wao wanapewa?
Kuna tetes kua Osama Ole Laden alikua mshabiki mkubwa wa Man United ali maarufu Mashetani wa Kijani (gamba).Alisema wakati wa fainali ya Uefa Maniu itashinda ila sasa hayupo.Kwa niamba ya JF...
KDDDA Company
Box Musoma
APLICATION OF JOB
I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA.
I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool here...
A man is dying of cancer and his son asked him" dad why u keep telling people that you are dying of AIDS" Dad replies," so when i'm dead no body ****s your mama.
Rais wa moyo wangu Dr W P Slaa hakika natamani kesho ifike nipate speech yake kwani ni Faraja sana kwangu na wanyonge wenzangu.NAOMBA RAIS UTUSAIDIE KUHOJI PIA NOTI MPYA NA ZA ZAMANI HATMA NI...
Dingi kanunua simu, amekaa sebuleni na katoto kake anatest mlio, mara dingi ushuzi ukamtoka 'pwi pwii'.
Mtoto "Baba huo huo nimeupenda kwa kuwa una harufu pia"
Juzi nilitembelea ofisi za jamaa wachina wanaitwa Jiteng Consulting Company, hawa jamaa wapo pale Mikocheni B, nilikuwa naonana na mkurungenzi wake anaitwa Mr A. Huang!
Katika stori yule mchina...
Matatizo ya english media kwa watoto wadogo, siku moja mtoto alichukua paspoti ya mama yake na kuisoma akakuta; name:Anitha ,place:Moshi,Birth:1976,sex:F,Mtoto akamwita mama yake akamwambia...
Wana JF. hii kitu ni mpya sasa inaanza kazi itajikita zaidi kwenye media hasa ya audio kwenye web yao ambako wataupload audio za kufundisha jamii!
Hebu fungua hapa usikilize audio ya leo...
I have found this somewhere and thought it is worth sharing, especially for those who curse drinking. 10% OF ALL ROAD ACCIDENTS ARE DUE TO DRUNKEN DRIVING. THIS MAKES A LOGICAL STATEMENT THAT 90%...
Shoga mmoja aliambiwa utaenda peponi kuna asali tele huko. Shoga. akajibu aaa... sitaki kutafunwa na nyuki, Nipelekeni huko motoni nna udi wangu ntajifukiza. Kero ya nini!
mjukuu:"babu kwani kuna tofauti gani kati ya chupi ya zamani na ya sasa?
Babu:"zamani ili uone kalio unapanua chup,siku hizi ili uone chupi unapanua kalio"
mjukuu:"sikuelewi babu"
babu:"kalio...
Nilikutana na watu wa kabila la wasagara maeneo ya ruaha mbuyuni.Hawa watu shughuli zao kuu ni uvuvi katika mto ruaha.Mto ruaha una mamba wengi hatari.Kitu wanachofanya wasagara ni kula mayai ya...
Mtandao ambao mbowe anaujenga na wenzake unaoonyesha busara ndogo za mbowe na umesababisha vitendo vya sirisiri ndani ya chadema dhidi ya watu fulani, hii haijengi umoja ndani ya chama.
Busara...
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