Jamani hii sasa kali maana kuna waalimu walienda kwa babu kule loliondo. Baada ya kupata kikombe babu akawaambia, "haya 500 yangu ?" Wakatoa bima ya afya, babu kachoka kabisa!
Wachina wawili(mke na mume),walienda kuishi nchini nigeria.Baada ya miezi kadhaa kupita,mwanamke alipata ujauzito.Ilipofika muda wa kujifungua,yule mama wa kichina alijifungua mtoto mweusi kama...
Hivi Wizara ya Habari,Vijana,Utamaduni na Michezo huwa haina muda kupitia filamu zinazotengenezwa hapa nchini kabla hazijaingia sokoni? Hii staili ya kuzuia kuonyeshwa kwa filamu baada ya mauzo...
A beggar Found Tsh.1000
He decided to have a Great Dinner
He went to a 5 Star hotel & Enjoyed the Dinner
When bill came he said I have No Money,
Manager called Police and handed the Beggar...
Hii sio udaku tafadhali.
Gazeti la Mtanzania leo Jumamosi 30/04/2011 linaongozwa na habari hiyo, " Slaa Kidume"!
In detail, linasema kuwa mahakama Arusha ilifahamishwa jana kuwa Bi. Josephine...
Dogo dogo mmoja wa darasa la kwanza alipanda daladala huku akiimba kwa sauti kubwa vitu alivyofundishwa school baba akiwa jogoo mama akiwa kuku mimi ntakua kifaranga, baba akiwa beberu mama...
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that...
(a)JOHN alipoulizwa kuhusu JAMES alijibu,"JAMES ni mtu mkweli daima". (b)JAMES alipoulizwa kuhusu JOHN alijibu,"JOHN ni mtu mwongo daima. Hebu toa hukumu,kati ya JAMES na JOHN nani...
Two Kids were playing, found a used condom , took it home as a balloon. The kids mother got very upset, warned them not to pick things while playing, when the mother left; the other kid said to...
Enzi zile mambo ya kujitupia kwa "Juliana", BioAct, BenQ, NINO, TOMATO (kwa wale wa QUarters kama line polisi au JWTZ, Waalimu nk ni nunulie shati kama lako ukienda mjini..) ...imenikumbusha...
Death came to a guy and said,my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list".
So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't...
Mwanafunzi mmoja baada ya kushindwa kujibu mtihani ikabidi afanye hivi kwenye maswali
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Kisha akaandika "KWANGUA UTAONA MAJIBU"
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry...
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...
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