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Jamani hii sasa kali maana kuna waalimu walienda kwa babu kule loliondo. Baada ya kupata kikombe babu akawaambia, "haya 500 yangu ?" Wakatoa bima ya afya, babu kachoka kabisa!
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WAMASAI: Mama yeyo nipe ile kitu namesa mwensake. WAKURYA: Mama Bhoke rara chini nikurenge. WAHAYA: Mama Koku infacti njoo tuperform. WACHAGA: Mama...
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Wachina wawili(mke na mume),walienda kuishi nchini nigeria.Baada ya miezi kadhaa kupita,mwanamke alipata ujauzito.Ilipofika muda wa kujifungua,yule mama wa kichina alijifungua mtoto mweusi kama...
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Hivi Wizara ya Habari,Vijana,Utamaduni na Michezo huwa haina muda kupitia filamu zinazotengenezwa hapa nchini kabla hazijaingia sokoni? Hii staili ya kuzuia kuonyeshwa kwa filamu baada ya mauzo...
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A beggar Found Tsh.1000 He decided to have a Great Dinner He went to a 5 Star hotel & Enjoyed the Dinner When bill came he said I have No Money, Manager called Police and handed the Beggar...
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Doc 2 lady:-why r u looking so exhausted? r u properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised? lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:
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Hii sio udaku tafadhali. Gazeti la Mtanzania leo Jumamosi 30/04/2011 linaongozwa na habari hiyo, " Slaa Kidume"! In detail, linasema kuwa mahakama Arusha ilifahamishwa jana kuwa Bi. Josephine...
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jamani natamani kwenda Dar lakini naogopa vibaka na simu yangu
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Dogo dogo mmoja wa darasa la kwanza alipanda daladala huku akiimba kwa sauti kubwa vitu alivyofundishwa school “baba akiwa jogoo mama akiwa kuku mimi ntakua kifaranga,… baba akiwa beberu mama...
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Teacher: now give me the opposite meaning of this sentence " children in the dark make mistakes " Juan : Mistakes in the dark make children!!
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Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that...
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(a)JOHN alipoulizwa kuhusu JAMES alijibu,"JAMES ni mtu mkweli daima". (b)JAMES alipoulizwa kuhusu JOHN alijibu,"JOHN ni mtu mwongo daima. Hebu toa hukumu,kati ya JAMES na JOHN nani...
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Two Kids were playing, found a used condom , took it home as a balloon. The kids’ mother got very upset, warned them not to pick things while playing, when the mother left; the other kid said to...
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Enzi zile mambo ya kujitupia kwa "Juliana", BioAct, BenQ, NINO, TOMATO (kwa wale wa QUarters kama line polisi au JWTZ, Waalimu nk ni nunulie shati kama lako ukienda mjini..) ...imenikumbusha...
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Death came to a guy and said,”my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list". So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't...
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Mwanafunzi mmoja baada ya kushindwa kujibu mtihani ikabidi afanye hivi kwenye maswali /////////////////////////// Kisha akaandika "KWANGUA UTAONA MAJIBU"
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Kutokana na kuporomoka kwa maadili basi nilipata ujumbe usemao"waislam jiungeni www.islam.freeforums.org" Hebu twendeni tucheki kunani huko?
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry...
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Imekuaje hapa jamani maana aliyekuwa akimuuzia chocolate prince enzi za udogo wake amepata mwaliko vp kwa hawa wakubwa?
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There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...
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