JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
my teacher pointed at me with her ruler & said
"at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked her; "which end?"
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Dulugu! Adundulu! Adulugudu! Gudugudu adulugudu!! Di di di di di diiiii. Hivi sasa ni saa za njaa kamili,ifuatayo ni taarifa ya habari kutoka radio jf stereo. Msomaji ni mimi jf senior expt...
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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So...
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Methali: Aliye juu mngoje chini.
Je akigoma kushuka inakuwaje?
Badili hii kwa kiingereza; Mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
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(OMBA OMBA):Jamani saidia baba saidia baba,naomba sh.100 (MPITA NJIA):Haya bwana,sh.100
hii hapa....lakini kwa nini umeniomba sh.100 tu,kwanini usiniombe sh.500,sh.2000 n.k (OMBA...
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Mwalimu:Musa nenda kwenye ramani kanioneshe Amerika
Musa :Hii hapa mwalimu.
Mwalimu:Nani alievumbua Amerika?
Wanafunzi wote:Musa kavumbua Amerika mwalimu!
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Tumweleweje Nape na nguo zetu za Chama tena zile tunazovaa wakati wa Misiba/Maombolezo na wakati wa majozi na shida.
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hivi rambirambi ya marehemu Osama Bin Laden,inatolewa wapi?na maziko yake yatafanyikia wapi?kama kuna mtu anayecoordinate masuala ya usafiri wa kwenda msibani tuwasiliane kama vp!
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wanachuo wawili wa chuo flani walikwenda kustarehe huku wakiwa na gari lao,wakazidisha starehe wakajikuta wamechelewa muda wa kufanya test ya somo flan,wakiwa bado njiani wakafikiria saana...
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Mbunge mmoja wa Tanzania alikua akitaliitalii nchi za uarabuni akiwa ameambatana na mke wake... Mwarabu mmoja akamfuata na kumwambia, ''Niko tayari kumnunua mkeo kwa Ngamia 450''
Baada ya...
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Asilimia zaidi ya 93 ya wanawake Tanzania walimwonea wivu Kate kwa kuolewa na Williams.
Hali ilikua mbaya zaidi hasa kwa wale waliolewa na wanzungu,,na wengine walitamani hata waachike na hao...
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Nawashkruni sana Taswa kwa kitendo cha kuwapa vyeti wanamichezo waliofanya vizuri/ waliozaidia timu zao kufanya vizuri.
Jana mimi ni mmoja kati ya wale tuliokuwa tunafuatilia sherehe hizo...
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JIKUMBUSHE, MCHEKI MZEE WA VICHEKESHO KWENYE HII VIDEOhttp://youtu.be/a4cmrMJul1g
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Anaongea sana hisia zake, anapenda sana atongozwe, anapenda watu wa m pm yaani nahisi kama ni muoga sana wa upweke, hataki midume iche mbali na uwepo wake, huku ndiye nazjaz bwana.nakufagilia...
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NIICHOTA KAMA ILIVO...
Wizi wa kupulizia dawa za kulevya kwenye vipeperushi jijini Dar es Salaam
Kufuatia ugumu wa maisha, kunawizi umeingia Dar es salaam na inawezekana ukasambaa hata...
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Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the...
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Ni muda sasa tangu nisikie ccm wamejivua gamba bt mimi natafuta gamba nilivae manake maisha magumu,magamba nayo siyaoni!!
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baada ya mwalimu wa sunday school kufundisha kuhusu adam na eva jinsi walivyodanganywa nyoka na hatimaye kula tunda walilokatazwa,na madhara ambayo wanadamu wanayapata mpaka leo kwa sababu ya kosa...
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