JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kama huridhiki na urefu wa kimo chako, nenda Sinza Makaburini, nyuma ya Kilimanjaro Bar kuna zahanati mpya ya wachina wanarefusha mifupa.
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ule usemi wa kambale mkunje angali mbichi ulimtokea mzee mmoja aliyekuwa akimdekeza sana mwanae sikumoja mtoto alimuona baba yake amekaa vibaya mtoto akamwambia baba : baba mbona (nyeti) zako ni...
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Eti nasikia wenye makalio ya kichina kila wakitembea, makalio huwa yanatoa kamlio kama yanapiga makofi. Sasa sijui ni kweli?
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
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Jamaa kafika nyumbani kwake,kakuta mlango wazi,kazama moja kwa moja hadi chumbani,akamkuta mkewe na rafiki yake kitandani wako uchi wa mnyama kama walivyozaliwa.Jamaa kwa hasira akampiga risasi na...
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How Smart is your Foot!
Just try this.
It is from an orthopaedic surgeon... This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but...
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Natamani sana kuja kuiona 24 God knows season ngapi Bauer akiact what happened yesterday! Najua JB wa JF naye anahamu pia!
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Raul alipewa opportunity ya kupiga penalty 20.Kila penalty aliyofunga.alipewa point 10 na kila penalty aliyokosa alikatwa maksi 5.Raul alipiga penalty zote 20.Mwisho wa zoezi Raul alipata point...
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LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He...
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Mtu mmoja alimuuliza mtoto 'mwanangu unaijua njia ya Posta'? Mtoto akajibu 'Nenda moja kwa moja mpaka njia panda fuata kulia' . Mtu yule akamshukuru mtoto kisha akamwambia' Mimi ni Padri mpya...
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Kuna Mbuzi, simba, majani na mtumishi. mtumishi amepewa kazi ya kusafirisha mbuzi, simba na majani kuelekea sehemu ambaye bosi wake amemwamuru kutokana na ukame na ukosefu wa chakula sehemu ambayo...
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Mmh kwa yanyoendelea chadema wacha nihamie chama cha
bwanayesu
mmhhh hata uliowatarajia kumbe wanajishonesha wanajifanya kufungisha watu mitaani wanakufa na bastola wao wana enjoy life...
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85yrs old woman died virgin.Had left a request that on her tomb should be written.
BORN VIRGIN.
LIVED VIRGIN.
AND DIED VIRGIN.
THE WRITER SHORTENED IT AND WROTE RETURNED UNUSED
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Urio, Tanzanian living in USA
Bill...
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CCM Mnatia uzuni kila mkiibuka na matamko yenu na maoni yenu juu ya matatizo na mstakabali wa Chama chenu Kikongwe kabisa hapa Africa Mashariki.
Kama ningekuwa mwanazuoni katika kada ya Sayansi...
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