Kaka anafanya sex na dada yake,waliponogewa;dada akasema you are doing it better than daddy!Kaka akajibu even :even Mum said so,Dada mtu macho yakamtoka kusikia hivyo.................
NI MARA NYINGI NIMEJIULIZA SWALI HILI:
JE INAWEZEKANA WAKATI WABONGO WANAUMBWA WALIPEWA UBONGO NA AKILI ZILIZOKWISHA KUTUMIKA KWINGINE???
HII INATOKANA NA UTENDAJI KAZI WETU NA PREFFERENCES...
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise...
New International Employment Rules
SICKDAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work...
Kijana alimpeleka mchumba wake nyumbani ili wazazi wake wakamwone. Alipofika naye tu, baba yake akagundua dosari, maana binti alikuwa mweusi sana, ana matege ya ndani na makengeza makali. Msichana...
Cheki hii uone jamaa wanavyojua kuji-entertain! Huyu Churchill live anaburudisha kweli. Bongo zaidi ya ZeComedy, naona bado hii fani inatupiga chenga!
P.S: I wonder dance styles za bongo zikoje!
kuna mzungu mmoja alikuja bongo kwenye kijiji fulani,kuanzisha NGO ya kusaidia wanakijii!
Siku moja akiwa anafanya mkutano na wanakiji,c akaachi bonge la ushuzi,wanakijii wakamcheka vibaya sana...
Daima utanivulia nguo na kubaki uchi,utakaa juu yangu na kuachanisha mapajayako ukinionesha kila kitu chako tukiwa pekee yetu.Hatutothubutu kiniacha,kwani na kutunzia heshima na raha zako.Ndio...
A woman requested a whole roaster (jogoo) from the butcher, he didn't let on that the bird he presented her was the last one.
"Do you have one that's a little larger?" she asked.
"Of course,..."...
Jamaa wa kipare alitumbukia kisimani , mkewe akawa anatafuta namna ya kumuokoa bila mafanikio. Mashuhuda wakamshauri anunue kamba na kumrushia ili aishike apende juu. Mkewe akatekeleza ushauri ...
Death came to a guy and said, " my friend, today is your day".
The guy said, "but I am not ready".
Death said, "well you are next on my list".
So the guy told death, " that's ok; why...
Political career
Kikwete served as the foreign minister of Tanzania from 1995 when the government of President Benjamin Mkapa took office. Before that, he served in various posts as minister...
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