JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kijana wa miaka 18 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi kizee wa watu.
Mahakamani.
Hakimu: Bibi, hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
Bibi Kizee: Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane. Mlango...
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Dear god, I pray, that when the sni grows and blackwash spreads it will not be constituted by cowards and liberals who are afraid to take a stand. Lets not desire unity for unitys sake. Dear...
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Mtoto alikuwa anamadidhia baba yake. baba john uwa ananiambia nivue nguo na yeye anavua kisha anaingiza mdudu wake kwangu.baba kusikia hivyo akafoka shenzi USHATOBWA WEWE DU!
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Enjoy the latest version of methali made in Kenya...
1. Aliye na macho hanywi Yokozuna
2. Mgema akisifiwa, watu wanakufa Nyahururu.
3. Umoja ni estate, utengano ni set book
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Jamani naombeni ushaur wa kiroho.mimi natamani kuokoka lakini kila nikitafakir kuacha pombe naona kama nakosa kitu kikibwa sana ktk maisha yangu ambacho ndicho kinachonipaga kujiskia mtu hapa...
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Mungu ibariki tanzania wabariki viongozi wetu heshma umoja na amani munguuu warehem wasafiri wote wa mv spice ibariki tanzania- tuwarehemu watoto wa mv spice
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Nimwamini nani?kila ninayemwamini...ananigeukia,fundi wangu ananigeukia
Wabunge wananigeukia,
Mwalimu ananigeukia,
.......:.....................ananigeukia...
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anaendesha mkokoteni wa punda,siku moja alimuuliza rafik yake,kwanin magari yanaenda mbio sana kuliko mkokoten?,. Alijibu kwa kuwa magar yanatumia mafuta. Siku ya 2 jamaa...
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Hivi JF ina Rasi wake? maana nimekuwa nikisikia marasi kibasi kibao Tz. Mfano, Rasi wa jamhuri ya muungano wa Tz, raisi wa TFF, Raisi wa BUT, Raisi wa wasafi, rais wa masharobaro,Rasi wa Manzese ...
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Jana kuna boat nyingine ilizimika pale pale kwenye ule mkondo. Ilikuwa patashika watu waligombania maboya,huku wengine wakitaka kuruka. Du ilikuwa majira ya saa nane-tisa alasiri. "Mungu ibariki...
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Juzi juzi tu obama alikuwa ametoka mbinguni sasa hivi wamemgeukia . Duh ni kwa sababu ya sera zake au ?
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A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are...
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Mzee mmoja hua anapenda kujisifia sana. Siku hiyo akawa anajisifia ashatembelea zaidi ya nchi 12 Afrika.
Ikawa namna hii;
CONGO nimewahi kutembelea kipindi Pepe Kale anaanza mziki nilikuwa...
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A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode. One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that he...
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Wapenzi wana JF, naomba tujikumbushe hali iliyokuwa mwaka jana kipindi kama hiki cha mwezi wa 9.
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jamani kuweni makini mnapotaka kufanya mambo nyakati za usiku kwani hawa wenetu wa siku hizi hatari, mimi nimepanga nyumba moja huku uswahili siku moja nikiwa nimejipumzisha ndani kwangu akaingia...
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Natafuta Mchumba.
1. Should be a Financially stable man.
-Do you people think Money is Cut From Trees?
2. He must be Honest
-Who including you is honest these days? do you want to marry Jesus...
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