A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced a "typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds Two weeks later he returned to the bar, the Bartender recognised him and ask, "Aren't you the father of typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth? "Yup, shore am!" "How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered "10 Pounds" The bartender asked "why, what happened? he did weigh 20 Pounds The proud father said "Just had him circumcised!!"