Naomba msaada, nina shida sana ya kusoma ile post ya kwenye jokes/utani inayohusu majina ya watu na sifa za wenye majina hayo ila sikumbuki title yake. msaada tafadhali.
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.
"Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny.
"Well, son" he...
Ni sehem gani LAINI katika mwili wa BINADAM ambayo imezungukwa na NYWELE na ina UNYEVUNYEVU na ikikerwa sana hutoa MAJI. Acheni kufikiria ujinga nyinyi.....
JIBU NI ------------->>
Kwa wale wenzetu wa ukanda wa pwani;eti ni kweli kwamba popobawa huwa hataki watu wanaolala uchi wa mnyama na badala yake anapenda wale wanaolala wakiwa wamejijaladia kwa mavazi mengi kama vipande...
Kuna baadhi ya topics hapa kwa jokes zimewahi kukupa raha.naonelea badala ya kuzi repost nianzishe hii thread ili kujikumbusha na kuwapongeza waliochangia.mimi binafsi huwa kila nikisoma hii...
Nilipokuwa nasoma O-level kule Njoss tulikuwa na tabia ya kumcheka yeyote aliyekosea kutamka neno na tulikuwa tunasema AMECHOMA. Nikiwa kidato cha tatu mwl wangu wa darasa aliingia darasan asbh na...
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice...
Jamaa mmoja baada ya kuhangaika sana na kabinti fulani hatimaye akakapata na kukachapa nao. Alifurahi sana baada ya kumkuta binti yule bado alikuwa bikila. Akakaa kando ya kitanda na kumsifia kwa...
KIMSINGI, huu si utani na imetokea bahati mbaya tu kwamba nilipotea njia nikajikuta humu! Nimetafuta japo upenyo wa kutokea, nimeshindwa kuuona na hivyo nimeonelea niyaeleze humu humu! POINT OF...
SIDO Makao Makuu imeondokewa na Mhasibu wake Bw. Peter Mkilania, aliyefariki dunia ghafla jana usiku. Peter alikuwa mzima, na alifanya kazi zake kama kawaida, ila ghafla alifikwa na mauti akiwa...
Siku hiz kila demu ye na carolight hv amjui izo carolight zna madhara kwny body cell zenu kwann uclizike na uweusi uliopewaa,uweupe hauna dili demu hapendwi uweupe...carolight zna harufu mbyaa bt...
Pencil: I'm sorry....
Eraser:
For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil:
You always get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you...
The man comes
back and goes to the
casino. He wins money.
As he exits the casino, he sees a
long line of Taxi drivers.. and at
the end is his enemy from two
years ago.
Seeing this, the man...
Ati weweni mweusi mpaka ukisimama karibu na makaa customer anasema
> "nifungie hiyo kubwa"
>
> -Ati damme yako alikuwa na kichwa kubwa mpaka alipokufa jeneza ilikuwa
> na shape ya lollipop
>
>...
Nimekuwa nikifatilia hv ni kwanini wanaume wanaenda kununua penzi kwa wanawake?nilowauliza 50% wanadai ni wanataka kupunguza sparm zao, wengine wanadai kupata ratha tofauti,wengine kutotaka...
Hi wana wa nchi...!!
Wanadamu upenda kusema kua, kama mtu hatumii pombe, avuti fegi, hapendi kwenda disco basi atakua mpenda ngono! Ili kwenu limekaaje? Mi binafsi situmii izo mambo, but demu...