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vivian

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Nov 2, 2009
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A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife. "You’re so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You’re right, you know."
 

Viol

JF-Expert Member
Dec 15, 2009
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teh te teh teh hii kali...
ebu cheki na hii

Mr Bean went to Court
Judge: Order! Order!
Mr Bean: 1 Pizza, 1 Cold drink Please!!!
Judge: Shut Up!!!!
Mr Bean: NO.... No......!!! Thumbs Up!!!
 

Bushbaby

JF-Expert Member
Dec 29, 2010
1,588
1,500
Mr Bean went to Court
Judge: Order! Order!
Mr Bean: 1 Pizza, 1 Cold drink Please!!!
Judge: Shut Up!!!!
Mr Bean: NO.... No......!!! Thumbs Up!!!
mkuu umefunika........nice one!! ila Vivian atakumind umedandia "uzi" wake
 

Terrire

Member
Jul 13, 2011
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A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."
Huyo msela ***** kweli! Siange funua shuka lote...............
 

Terrire

Member
Jul 13, 2011
88
0
teh te teh teh hii kali...
ebu cheki na hii

Mr Bean went to Court
Judge: Order! Order!
Mr Bean: 1 Pizza, 1 Cold drink Please!!!
Judge: Shut Up!!!!
Mr Bean: NO.... No......!!! Thumbs Up!!!
We mkareeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Bushbaby

JF-Expert Member
Dec 29, 2010
1,588
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Ngoja niisome tena.

Mi mbado kuelewa asee!
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Lugha tatizo nini??
Nimezaliwa na kukulia Tanzania, yawezekana.
Mkuu si walikuwa watu watatu kitandani? jamaa alivyohesabu miguu akakuta ipo sita (yaelekea siku hiyo hakulewa sana) akamuuliza mke wake mbona kuna miguu sita? ili kuua noma wife akamwambia wewe umelewa...hebu shuka chini halafu uhesabu tena...jamaa akahesabu akakuta ipo minne akaridhika bila kujua ya kwake haipo pale.....
 

ntamaholo

JF-Expert Member
Aug 30, 2011
12,156
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teh te teh teh hii kali...
ebu cheki na hii

Mr Bean went to Court
Judge: Order! Order!
Mr Bean: 1 Pizza, 1 Cold drink Please!!!
Judge: Shut Up!!!!
Mr Bean: NO.... No......!!! Thumbs Up!!!
MR. Bean, namkubali sana
 

ndetichia

JF-Expert Member
Mar 18, 2011
27,663
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teh te teh teh hii kali...
ebu cheki na hii

Mr Bean went to Court
Judge: Order! Order!
Mr Bean: 1 Pizza, 1 Cold drink Please!!!
Judge: Shut Up!!!!
Mr Bean: NO.... No......!!! Thumbs Up!!!
thank you ex plz back to topic



ila kali hiyo..
 

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