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A new pastor.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    A new pastor was visiting the
    homes of his congregation.At
    one house it seemed obvious
    that someone was at home, but
    no answer came to his repeated
    knocks at the door.Therefore, he
    took out a card and wrote
    "Revelation 3:20" on the back of
    it and stuck it in the door.When
    the offering was processed the
    following Sunday, he found that
    his card had been
    returned.Added to it was this
    cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
    Reaching for his Bible to check
    out the citation, he broke up in
    gales of laughter.
    Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I
    stand at the door and knock."
    Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your
    voice in the garden and I was
    afraid for I was naked."

    cheerful heart is good
    medicine" (Prov 17:22a) Have a
    good week and make someones'
  2. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    mmmhhhh kazi ipo