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The Fart Chart

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.
    2. An amiable person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
    3. A proud person: One who thinks his own farts are exceptionally fine.
    4. A shy person: One who releases silent farts, then blushes.
    5. An impudent person: One who boldly farts out, then laughs.
    6. A scientific person: One who farts regularly, but is truly concerned about air pollution.
    7. An unfortunate person: One who tries fully hard to fart, but craps instead.
    8. A nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
    9. An honest person: One who admits he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
    10. A dishonest person: One who farts, but blames it on the dog.
    11. A foolish person: One who will hold a fart for hours.
    12. A thrifty person: One who always has several farts in reserve.
    13. An anti-social person: One who excuses himself and farts in privacy.
    14. A strategic person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
    15. A sadistic person: One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his head.
    16. An intellectual person: One who can determine the smell of his friends farts by the food they ate.
    17. An athletic person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.
    18. A miserable person: One who would truly love to fart, but can't fart at all.
    19. A sensitive person: One who farts and then starts crying. 20. A happy person: One who farts while having sex.
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    fazalazakata Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahaahahah simply wonderful, am #9