Jaluo drives into a service station in his sleek state of the art Range Rover (Sports) car
"Omera adwaro petrol mar super full tank?"
Attendant: "I only speak English!"
JALUO: "No problem. Sir, I...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldnt graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...
Two computer geeks were talking about a date:
geek 1:yesterday i met a beautiful girl and took her home
Geek 2:oh man!tell me what happenned!
Geek 1:when we got to the bedroom she told me 'undress...
Mwizi ambaye si msomi huiba vitu kama mafuta ya jenereta, vifaa vidogo vidogo vilivyo ndani ya gari kama laptop, simu. ipod n.k. Mwizi huyu ambaye si msomi akijitahidi sana kuiba kitu kikubwa...
Nilibahatika kufika Monduli wakati wa kampeni za uchaguzi mdogo wa udiwani kata ya Engutoto. Niligundua mambo kadha wa kadha wa kadha ambayo yanafanywa na EL kwa kushirikiana na wapambe wake kama...
Mama moja alipofariki alijikuta amefika mbinguni,malaika akamchukua na kumtembeza ili kumwonyeshea maajabu ya huko mbinguni,akamwonyeshea saa mbalimbali za mishale zikizunguka haraka haraka na...
Ni kweli Mungu anasamehe lakini unapomueleza binadamu mwenzio ubaya huu
unategemea nini................????????????
Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu. Mara muumini...
...kuna wimbi la vijana wa shule secondary na msingi...wanaomba sana barabarani...mara naomba mia,..nimepoteza nauli...mara naomba hela nikanunue hiki...hivi wakikutana na watu wakawapa with...
Kuna utani kuwa waafrika wengi tukiwa tumelala usingizi, huwa tunaweka mikono yetu maeneo ya viungo vya uzazi wakati wenzetu wazungu huwa mikono inawekwa kichwani.
Hii tabia ya kuweka mikono...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...
Nguruwe=ulevi na uchafu>>>Mbwa=anapenda sana chini>>>Paka=uvivu na usharobaro>>>Punda=mjinga na anatumikishwa sana>>>Kuku=anajiona yuko huru wakati hayuko huru>>>Nyegere=ugomvi na ubishi usio na...
Mods tunaomba mrekebishe server time naona inasoma masaa matano mbele kwa mfano mie nipo tanzania na time ya post hii ni 21:57 lakini utaona 02:57 wakati mwanzo ilikuwa inatoa exactly time
-------- Ni kweli Mungu anasamehe lakini unapomueleza binadamu mwenzio ubaya huu unategemea ataogopa................???????????? Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu...
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman
to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay...
hizi mbeleko za cku hizi...duh...utakuta dogo kawekwa kwenye kikapu..mama/baba yuko mbele anaburuza kama vile unavoburuza begi ukiwa airport au kwingineko safarini...
swali langu... kuna kitu cha...