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#### fundiaminy

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A businessman sends an email to

his wife.

'My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I

have certain needs that you with

your 54 years can no longer

supply. I am very happy with you

and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this

email, I hope you will not

wrongly interpret the fact that I

will be spending the evening

with my 18 year-old secretary at

the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed. I shall

be back home before midnight. '

When the man came home, he

found the following letter on the

dining room table.

'My Dear Husband,

I received your e-mail and thank

you for your honesty. I would like

to take this opportunity to

remind you that you are ALSO 54

years old.

At the same time, I would like to

inform you that while you read

this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta

with Michael my tennis coach,

who, like your secretary, is also

18 years old.

As a successful businessman

with your excellent knowledge of

mathematics, you will

understand that we are in the

same situation, although with

one small difference:

18 goes into 54 a lot more times

than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back

until lunchtime tomorrow. '

his wife.

'My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I

have certain needs that you with

your 54 years can no longer

supply. I am very happy with you

and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this

email, I hope you will not

wrongly interpret the fact that I

will be spending the evening

with my 18 year-old secretary at

the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed. I shall

be back home before midnight. '

When the man came home, he

found the following letter on the

dining room table.

'My Dear Husband,

I received your e-mail and thank

you for your honesty. I would like

to take this opportunity to

remind you that you are ALSO 54

years old.

At the same time, I would like to

inform you that while you read

this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta

with Michael my tennis coach,

who, like your secretary, is also

18 years old.

As a successful businessman

with your excellent knowledge of

mathematics, you will

understand that we are in the

same situation, although with

one small difference:

18 goes into 54 a lot more times

than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back

until lunchtime tomorrow. '