Ndugu wana JF wenzangu, ninayo furaha kukufahamisheni kuwa nitamaliza deni langu la mkopo wa bodi ya elimu ya juu mwezi huu. Zamani walikuwa walikuw wakinikata 10,000 kwa mwezi wakaja kubadili...
Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....
They don't come to change the family, they are here to ... ( READ ON !)
The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home...
A wife was sure her husband was banging the maid.
One evening she (wife) went to the maid's bedroom
& ordered the maid to sleep in her marital bed, she (maid) complied.
So she (wife) lay in the...
Kuna hiki kiumbe lakini cha ajabu hapa duniani
kiitwacho Mwanaume. Ni cha ajabu kutokana na uwezo
wake wa kubadilika kufuatana na mazingira kilichomo
kwa wakati husika. Hakika hata yule bingwa wa...
Why don't men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!
Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?
When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and...
Mhindi,mpare na mchaga walienda kutoa msaada wa pesa kwa maskini.lakini waliweka masharti ya kupata huo msaada.na mambo yalikuwa hivi:-
mhindi>mimi ntachora duara kisha ntarusha pesa...
Hamjambo wana kubwa kufikili
jamani naomba kuuliza hivi ni nani anaepanga siku za mwezi wa fe kuwa 28 au 29? Maana zamani ilikuwa mwaka huu 29 unaofuata 28 lakini sasa hivi tofauti mwaka 2010 na...
Wengi wetu humu wakati tukiwa watoto tumekuwa katika mfumo tofauti kabisa wa maisha tofauti na yalivyo sasa kwa mfano mi nikiwa mtoto karibu kila sikukuu tulikuwa lazima tule pilau haijalishi ni...
Mwanamke kutumia jina la mume., mf: khadija slave. Hapo kwa mtu asie mfahamu khadija si anaweza kujua slave ndo baba yake? Kama hiyo ni sawa basi nami kuanzia sasa nitaitwa slave khadija.teh teh!
...............................Peter na mdogo wake John walikuwa wanalala kitanda kimoja cha spring na wazazi wao.wakati wa usiku wazazi wao walikuwa wanavizia peter na john wamelala na kuanza...
Juzi usiku katika maeneo ya Msasani Bonde la Mpunga....Ndugu Waziri Ally mkazi wa maeneo hayo..alifumaniwa na mke wa rafiki yake akiwa Bar.........
JF Chit -Chat
Kuna siku niliwahi kununua...
Wakuu 2mshukuru mungu kwaku2shugulilisha na miangaiko ye2yote yakutwa nzima, jamani 2mshukuruni kwanza mungu kwani ame2tendea mema. Na pili jamani, wakuu tupumzike japo mudahuu kidogo...
Konda wa daladala akiwa ndotoni........"dereve toa..to..toa" huku akigonga kwa nguvu kwenye mlango............kwa kuwa alikua usingizini ule mlango ukageuka mkewe...........
Wanabodi.
Naomba kuuliza ili suala eti kunuka mdomo kwa mpenzi wako Mume/Mke au Mchumba, kunaweza kuhatarisha mahusiano yakavunjika kwa kero ya kunuka mdomo.
Wadau wa Chit-Chat
Ni leo tu ndiyo nimegundua kuwa kuna member alianzisha thread ya debate juu ya tofauti kati ya maisha ya mjini na yale ya kijijini. Naomba nichukue fursa hii kuomba msamaha kwa mashabiki wangu...
Heri ya mwaka mpya wapendwa wa JF. Leo nipo tena kwenye avatar za Jf. Kuna avatar humu. kila nikiziona zanikumbusha watu, kitu au mahali fulani: Orodha ya avatar na majina ya watu/vitu...
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