A wife was sure her husband was banging the maid. One evening she (wife) went to the maid's bedroom & ordered the maid to sleep in her marital bed, she (maid) complied. So she (wife) lay in the maid's bed and switched off the lights. SOMEONE CAME IN SILENTLY AND WASTED NO TIME as usual and started banging business. When he was done, the wife said... "you didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" and switched on the lights... No Madam, "SAID THE WATCHMAN" Guess what the 'wife' did? Don't try this @ nyumbani mazeee!