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wakuu mi ndiye agent wa hizi boda boda kama unahitaji please tuwasiliane!!ni nzuri na hazichoshi kuendesha!!
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Sijui hata tufanye nini, yaani nimeandika tu. Iam sory jamani
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katika kile kinachoaminika ni ndumba katika soka la kibong*,ikatokea siku wanatakiwa wakakipige senegalile. Basi, manguli wa ndumba kadhaa wakakwea pipa na wenyewe kwenda kuipiga tafu timu yao...
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Ndugu zangu hakuna siku niliyoboreka na kichwa cha habari cha gazeti la mzalendo enzi zile likiwa ni gazeti kikiwa kinasomeka hivi " yanga mbende mbende kwa sigara" siku iyo ilikuwa jumapili ndo...
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Yaani leo sijui hii siku yangu imekaakaje, yaani sijisikii powa kabisa, chai sijapiga halafu sina hata hamu ya kula, mfukoni bila bila dah! hii yua leo hamna kabisa. Nimechok mbaya, Hamna mwenye...
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Yaani leo sijui hii siku yangu imekaakaje, yaani sijisikii powa kabisa, chai sijapiga halafu sina hata hamu ya kula, mfukoni bila bila dah! hii yua leo hamna kabisa. Nimechok mbaya, Hamna mwenye...
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the...
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Jamaa kajitoma mskitini ghafla majasho yanamtoka! Mkononi kashika panga kali, Akauliza,"nani muislamu hapa," watu kimya. Karudia tena kimya. Ghafla kamnyakuwa jamaa alikuwa karibu na mlangoni...
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wazee wa juju walipokwenda na timu ya taifa senagal kusaidia kuleta ushindi,kufika uko wazee wa ndumba wakaanza wao kurogwa kabla ya wachezaji...............
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sifa zangu ni mpole, mzuri, napenda pombe kali, chakula kizuri, mtoko wa maana, cost tunashea, ikitokea tukataka ku sex lazma condom sijapima bado, ni mrefu mweupe asili ya shombe kwa mbali, niko...
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BAHIL: ndizi moja sh ngap? MUUZAJ: ndizi moja sh 100. BAHILI: nipe kwa sh 60. MUUZAJI: kwa sh 60 unapata maganda tu. BAHILI: Sawa basi shika sh 40, nipe ndiz tupu, hayo maganda ya shlng 60 yatoe...
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Jamaa katenda dhambi zake humu ulimwenguni,alipofariki kaenda kuzimu, kufika shetani akamwonyeshea vyumba vitatu na achague moja ambayo ndo inakuwa ya mateso yake. Kampeleka chumba cha...
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[ILIKUA NI LIFTI - VIJANA OCHESTRA(Hamza Kalala)] Haikua jambo baya kwangu Kwa yule kijana kumpatia lifti Kama unavyohamu yapata wiki ya tatu Gari langu lina matatizo ya kuzimikazimika...
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(1)Nikiwa matembezi mtaani hapa iringa,nimekutana na bibi kizee mmoja kalewa ulanzi chakareee anatembea kwa kujishikilia ukutani huku akiimba wimbo wa Dogo Aslay;(Tena inaniumaaa...
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Unapomtambulisha mchumba wako kwa wazazi wako kumbe ni ndugu yako wa toka ntoke unapotangaza umefaulu shule kali kumbe umefananisha majina unapojifanya unasoma gazeti la kiingereza kwa...
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jamani ninapoangalia documentaries za wanyama mbugani na kuona jinsi simba na chui wanavyowanyanyasa wanyama wenzao, ni mnyama gani wewe unajua ni mzembe katika kuwindwa na simba na chui
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Wanajamvi wenzangu, katika kupambana na hali ngumu ya maisha, nimejiingiza kwenye fani ya uigizaji, na filamu yangu ya kwanza kushiriki inatoka wiki ijayo, inaitwa In the Line of Death… Katika...
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Wakati nafanya kazi uingereza,masharti haya yalikua yamebandikwa ofisini kwetu: 1. Marufuku kucheka ofisini > Kucheka kunapunguza concentration kazini 2. Hairuhusiwi kwenda kujisaidia...
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Padre akiuliza umati kabla ya kufungisha ndoa kanisani "kuna yeyote mwenye kipingamizi ndoa hii isifungwe?" Sauti ikasikika nyuma "padre subiri kidogo." Kisha jamaa akasogea mbele mbele. Padre...
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jana nilkua na gelfrndz wangu wawili na tukiwa club tukakutana na kaka wawili nao ni rafiki zetu. Bada ya kupata shots kwenda mbele mm na wenzng tumeshtukia tupo kitandan lkn wote hatukumbki...
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