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Nimekutana na habari kuwa kuna wezi wa mitandaoni ambao wanawadanganya watumiaji wa mitandao hiyo, baadaye kuwaibia. Kuna wakati hata humu waliwahi kujichomoza (hasa kutoka nchi za Afrika ya...
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Sasa uniambie hiyo suruali ilipitaje hapo kwenye hipsi.
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nimejiuliza maswali mengi juu ya hili'post za mapenzi na mahusiano na umbeya zina wachangiaji wengi sana ukilinganisha na post za siasa na mambo mengine'hii inaonyesha dhairi ya kuwa aslimia kubwa...
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Wakuu sina budi kuwashukuru moderators kwa banner la tangazo la ndovu barrrdi aisee.....Linahamasisha kufanya kazi kwa kweli.....imagine kwa sasa nimepata nguvu kweli kweli....
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Mtoto mmoja alienda kucheza huku akiwa na viatu mguuni lakini aliporudi alirudi na kiatu kimoja mguuni baba akamuuliza kiatu kipo wapi ,mtoto akajibu kimepotea ,baba akamwambia bac mwanangu...
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Ilikua ndan ya bus la mkoan jamaa mmoja alikua amekaa pemben ya msichana mrembo akaanza kumtongoza mara dada akaanza kucharuka yule jamaa akasema nakuuliza umejamba? Akasema jaman namuuliza kajamb...
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Mtoto kamuona mama yake maziwa akamuliza mama hiyo ni nini? ,mama akajibu mapulizo,mtoto akasema ahaa kumbe ndio mana baba alikua anampuliza dada wa kaz kule jikoni . mother akazimia
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You know.....in this Tz we live there are two things involved.... either you become a face book fan of JF fan..If you are face book fan you are safe..but if you are JF fan, there are two things...
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Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza karata. ... Kwa bahati mbaya karata ikaangukia chini ya meza, Fred alipoinama kuichukua...
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Kuna member wa kike kanizimia kitambi na macho yangu..sasa ananitaka na mimi siku zote wanawake wa humu ni masista wangu hata Faizafoxy...sasa huu si mtihani?.niendele au nidumishe udada?
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Kutokana na mishemishe za English Premier League wikiendi hii, pamoja na AFCON 2012 iliyoanza rasmi J'mosi, nikajikuta sijaoga tangu IJUMAA... Usiulize wapi, Dar hiyo! Tena hukuhuku katikati ya...
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mke na mume waligombana ilipofika muda wa kulala mke akalala kitandani,mume akalala chini.baada ya muda uume ukasimama.mume akasema:tulia wewe leo tumenuniwa.mke alivyosikia hivyo...
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Daughter : I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him. Dad: Thanks , you have saved my money & time. Daughter: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom.
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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him "what happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a...
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Kina dada au kina mama! Naomba kujua ni kwanini ukienda Bar na mpenzi wako au awe mke wako mkakaa mezani na kuagiza vinywaji au chakula, mtu wa kwanza kupata huduma anakua ni baba au kaka! Je kuna...
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Utaipata kwa Laki... John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred...
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Mheshimiwa mmoja alienda Kijiji cha Lubeho kuomba kura wananchi wakamuwekea Meza ili asimame juu na kumwaga Sera zake,bahati mbaya aliongea mambo mengi sana na kwa muda mrefu sana hadi wananchi...
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Husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house.The wife is so surprised and asks smiling,"did the Pastor preach about being romantic"? Out of breath...
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haya wanajamii tuchangamshe bongo zetu... kuna watu watatu walikua wanavuka mto...lakini mmoja kati yao alivuka kwa kuyakanyaga maji,wapili aliyaona maji lakini aliyavuka bila kuyakanyaga na...
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Jamani nilikuwa kwenye ban tangu tar. 7 Desemba mwaka jana... Kati ya mambo yalonipita ni hili la member mwenzetu kutaka kuwa mbunge wa JMT, tena ikiwezekana ampoteze Marehemu Regia kwenye...
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