A young bridal couple went to a local hotel on their wedding night.The next
morning the bride's closest girlfriend telephoned her to ask how married
life agreed with her.
"Oh Mary," she...
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Najua mwaka kwako umeanza vibaya... Na I know ilifika a time ukaona kama
Mungu kakutupa vile....
Uzuri ni kwamba wewe Mwenyewe...
Kama wanawachumba samahani,heri nieleze tu hisia zangu,swaga za hawa warembo moyo wangu unaenda pah pah pah
kama ni raia zinazonyoa ndevu basi wanajua kuigiza na kujifanya vitoto vinavyobalehe...
Kulikuwa na rais mmoja wa visiwa fulani ya Africa (jina kapuni) alikuwa anaenda kwenye mkutano kuhutubia wananchi kama kawaida aliandaliwa points za kuongea ila hakuwahi kuipitia hivyo hadi...
Kibaki, JK and Mugabe got
lost in the forest and were
captured by cannibals. The
cannibal king told them they could
live if they pass a test. The first
step of the test was to go to the...
Nimesoma gazeti la raia mwema la wiki iliyopita, kuna article ya mihangwa ina sema kuwa baadhi ya wabunge walisema bungeni kuwa wawe wanapigiwa saluti na polisi. Mwingine akaua akasema wawe...
Dah!yani wewe mshikaji sijui umepataje huyu mtoto wa kike,kiukweli wewe hustaili kuwa na mwanamke kama huyo,hufai hata kidogo tabia yako sio nzuri ni mshenzzzy kishezy,kicheche wa kiume,liar so...
Little Fabio of Magomeni Mapipa in Dar es Salaam wanted Shs 10,000 badly and prayed to God for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the Shs 10,000...
Mtaliano mmoja baada ya kulala na demu, akampa dola feki. Baadaye akamcall, akamwambia "the doler I gave u is fekelo". Demu akamjibu "the HIV that I gave u is orginelo".
Mke mvivu wa kusali,mumewe akamwambia ukianza kusali kila sala nitakulipa 1 elfu5,na kwakua kawaida mtu anasali mara tano kwa siku mke akasali wiki 1,akamwambia mumewe haya nipe 175000...
ni pombe gan ya kienyeji ambayo unaikubali kwa kilev chake ambayo ungependa bajet yake ipitishwe ili iboreshwe kuacha hzi
banana-ni nzuri inalewesha ila kuifungua ni nusu saa.ukifupisha...
Tujadili. kwa nini watu wengine hupenda kujifanya wajuaji na lile wanalojua ndio jibu la watu woote. watu wakimuona Golden mpoleee anajiachia au memba mwingine ajijiachia utasikia ooooh mwanaume...
Nipo kwenye foleni nyuma a watu km 68 hivi,foleni haiendi,mhudumu yupo mmoja tu,mawakala/vishoka wamejazana pia milangoni,wanatishia hata usalama wa wateja,pamoja na matangazo kila mahali ati...
Gumzo la leo limejadili kuwa swala la kurudishwa bungeni kwa sheria ya kujadili katiba mpya, ifanyiwe marekebisho. je kulikuwa na umuhimu gani wa raisi kuwa na haraka ya kusign mswada wa sheria...
Wanajf,
tangu mwaka huu uanze uwepo wa hawa watu wawili umekua mdogo sana hapa jamvini.
Mwenye taarifa yoyote apate kunijuza hawa watu walipo nimewamiss kweli
Mambo vp?wakubwa na wadogo?Mimi ni kijana wa Miaka 21,mwezi wa tatu tarehe 2 ndo natimiza miaka 22,Jf nilijiunga bila kulazimishwa na mtu ni kwa mapenzi yangu mwenyewe ndo maana nimeweka info...
Golden Mpoleeee katokea kuwapenda.
Golden Mpoleeee atafanyia kazi ushauri wenu.
Golden Mpoleeee watu tu hawamuelewi.
Golden Mpoleeee ni mpole mpaka achokozwe.
Golden Mpoleee hataki kuwaudhi kabisa...
Wana jf habari zenu natumaini hamjambo .jamani tangu niingie jf nafurahia sana raha ya humu, hata facebook nilishaipiga chini, muda wote niko jf maana napata uptade za maisha ,furaha na mapenzi...
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