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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Osaba, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. Osaba

    Osaba JF-Expert Member

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    Just for Laughs Juzi Kibaki,Moi &Raila were kidnaped. They were taken 2 a town they dint knw. Kila mtu akaambiwa' aende anunue matunda 10 ama auliwe. Moi alikuwa wa 1st kufika na machungwa 10. Kumbe ilikuwa unawekwa hayo matunda kwa ****** ama uuliwe. Moi aliwekwa 3 ya nne akaanza kulia. Raila alikuwa wa pili kufika na grapes kumi. Kwa sababu zilikuwa ndogo aliwekwa kwa urahisi lakini alipofikisha ya tisa, alicheka, zikatoka zote. Akaulizwa mbona amecheka na alikuwa karibu kumaliza? Raila akamjibu "Nimeona Kibaki akibeba watermelon kumi"...hehehe.
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    duh! Tikiti maji!
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    aiseee..afadhali wewe umerudia lakini umeibadilisha kidogo.....atleast
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Umejitahidi ku edit kichekesho cha mwenzako!!!
     
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    nurdin nnko Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maskin kibaki even one its aproblem he cant escape the death
     
  6. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    pyaa,ni kuedit na kupaste
     
  7. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah! kwahiyo si atalikalia.Nalog off
     
  8. ceekay

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    Ha ha ha! Watermelons?
     
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