*Mgonjwa*: Daktari naumwa sana namoyona najisikia kufa kufa tu.
*Daktari*: Wewe ni mpenzi wa timu gani ya mpira wa miguu?
*Mgonjwa*: Kwa Tanzania mimi ni shabiki wa Simba na Ulaya mimi ni...
Kulikuwa na mgonjwa ambaye alikuwa hawezi kuongea na alikuwa amewekewa oxygen.
Siku moja Mchungaji akaenda kumuombea. Akiwa katika maombezi, yule mgonjwa akachukua kalamu na karatasi...
jamani ehhh, nimeikuta leo kwenye peku peku zangu za wikipedia jina la 'mchezaji' wa Tanzania anayeichezea Southhall United, Baldeep Syan. Mmeshawahi kumsikia?
Tanzania national football team...
Asubuhi moja mama mwenye nyumba baada ya mumewe kwenda kazini, alimuita mfanyakazi akafanye usafi katika chumba chao,baada ya muda mfanyakazi akaita,'' mama,mama'' njoo uone, baada ya mama mjengo...
Katika famila moja,baba mwenye nyumba alijikuta kila akipewa shopping list, toothpick ni item inayojirudia sana.
Akaona lazima akomeshe hiyo tabia.Akawaita wanawe, hausigel na mamsap na kuwauliza...
You are in a public bus and you have an urgent need to fart. Luckily, you notice that the music's loud. So you fart several times, in perfect rhythm with the booming bass. As you exit, you notice...
Ewe:
Mkurugenzi Mtendaji wa Bodi ya Shida ambaye pia ni Ofisa Mwandamizi wa Matatizo ya Ghafla;
Waziri wa Mambo ya Nje wa Mawazo na Ushirikiano wa Kimaskini;
Mwekahazina wa Dhambi;
Mratibu wa...
Deal All
If it happens you want to enter in Gents/Ladies room, avoid speaking while helping yourself. This is what could happen to you:-
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice...
ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL
LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE EXAM WHICH WAS
SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE...
Kuna Tetesi kuwa baadhi ya wanaJF walikumbwa na matatizo ya mabomu, yaliyolipuka week iliyopita...mmoja wapo ni Yo Yo akiwa kwake Kinyerezi bomu liliangukia miguu yake na sasa anaendelea na...
Quality Engineer!
A Quality Engineer married an average girl
After 24 months of tough life with her, finally Engineer got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa ameenda msibani na alionekana ana uchungu sana kwani alikuwa akilia kwa sauti kubwa sana.Sasa baada ya muda kupita jamaa akawa halii tena,ikabidi jamaa mwingine amsogelee...
Three contractors . . . one from India , another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.
The...
A priest was in his room and realised that his rooster was missing. He decided 2 bring it up in Sunday Mass.
Right before the seremony the priest asked, "Who has a cock?" all the men in the room...
Inasadikika kuwa kati ya wachaga 10, 8 wanaitumia simu kama ifuatavyo...
1. Huangalia salio mara kwa mara ili mradi aonekane yupo bize na kimob chake.
2. Kila mara hujisikia hamu ya kupiga sim...